Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
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youdidwhatnow 0
Lmfao. Maybe she can join?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Why would you text someone telling them you'll kick your professor's ass, anyways? Licking sounds much more erotic :)
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Comments (224)
youdidwhatnow 0
Lmfao. Maybe she can join?
HeresReality 0
fake, that kick does not auto correct as lick no matter wha phone you have. and it's not an fml because she would believe you if you said you mis typed it
mrjohnz 0
yeah, it does auto correct to lick, on my phone anyways.
Intoxicunt 6
Yes it does. K and L are on the same key. Troll. -.-
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
Okay I agree it's not fml worthy but T9 can make it say lick, if you start to type that word more than kick it will auto change, so find another way to be an asshole.
elektrik_fml 0
Yeah because it's not like you could just send a text right after that saying, "oh I meant KICK haha".
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
and that jerk deleted his comment cause he sees how wrong he was
choupinette77 0
I'm gonna lick all your asses if you don't stop disrespecting this man. shit, I mean kick.
Byrdd 0
dude thats funny i aint given u n fml for that or ne shyt
fylreally 0
YDI it for cheating XD
tom_a7x 0
yeaa but be careful cause if things start heating up with this chick and you want to say something like "I want to lick stuff off you" it might say "I want to kick stuff off you" so... ya watch what you text
pongmaster 0
let's hope he doesn't keep his pencils back there!
GR3453m0nk3y 4
wow thats dumb. a few months ago i posted "Today, I texted my girlfriend saying, "i want to lick your pussy." but it changed to "i want to kick your puppy." FML i think mines worse and true
KiwiBlam 4
Haha nice #82. I txtd a chinese guy at work saying thanks for covering for me, his name is Brian. T9 changed it to "Thanks, Asian". Also, my T9 changes "script" to "rapist"
bedrockkx 0
doubt it..
KiwiBlam 4
Try it
Tripout 0
lol @ 81 n I seen that one #82 XD
ptubbs 0
yeah I know right how is this a fml?
MrsFunsize 0
Lmgbo! That's funny but yea I agree that u should've jst sent another txt afterwards that said "haha I meant Kick not lick"
DarkJoy_fml 5
Not to play Mr. Obvious, but someone that is Chinese constitutes someone of Asian decent. So yes I would say Brian was Asian. Please reread things.
natedog193 0
#154: another soldier of snickerdoodles
itsametaphorfool 0
i've read that somewhere before. textsfromlastnight.com maybe. EDIT: the lick your pussy/kick your puppy post i mean.
DarkJoy_fml 5
I might be a smartass, but I was just trying to play. I hope you would not count me as the same category as snickerdoodles. Sorry.
hershey098 0
I like to lick ass licks my dogs ass all day now u can join the club ass lickers unite
renaet 0
YES! T9 always changes Brian to Asian and my friend named Brian is also Asian so I have to be really careful o_o
FYLken 0
I bet she is laughing her ass off.
truelyawesome 0
I'm so sure it was the auto-correction
RevengeOnYou 0
YDI for not double checking.
kidde 0
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cowgod 0
this isn't really an fml. some one should start a site that posts funny stories like these.
ilovefatcats 12
rotfl XD
CrAzY_MaN100 0
got a little tongue twisted?
BlueJeans2626 0
why would it turn kick into lick?
lexielovesyou 0
ahhh, fail. [:
Miss_Represented 0
kick is an actual word, so unless your phone is retarded it didn't "correct" kick.(my phone isn't as I type this). You probably typo'd and just to silly to admit it... K & L are next to eachother
Sonalis 9
lol. if she's a keeper she'll understand. oh and t9 sucks, full keyboards FTW
BoarderBoy15 0
duh
HeyThereGorgeous 0
psh no way T9 all the way. it makes my dad to see panther come out as panties and paper come out as rapes
hellokittywhore 0
I know I was txting my now bf and I wanted to txt him that I felt like a *****, and It wrote I **** like a *****. lol smooth. :/
shananigans 0
Ohhh I just laughed hysterically at this one...
renaet 0
I don't see how T9 changes felt to ****..? Do you type "****" so much that it auto-completes it after the first letter?
thehoodie 0
oh no!!! Why not just text her again and say you meant to say kick? How is this even an FML?
eeeeeeee 5
This isn't so much an FML as it is just funny and momentarily embarrassing.
saossk8r 0
yup yup
snowking_fml 0
I agree. y just txt her back saying kick instead of lick. how is this an fml?
c0nfuzzled 0
#3, would you prefer to see an FML that looks like this instead? today, my mom died. from stress my dad shot himself in the head, hearing this my crazy and only aunt robbed a bank and is now in prison, my uncle was shot while trying to bust her out. I now have no family, no money, and I'm already 3 months late on my credit card and college bills. is that better?!
renaet 0
I think even if they did let those kinds of FMLs up we'd still see like 100 idiots clicking YDI and a handful trying to justify it in the comments: "YDI for having your mom die."
Jrook 0
173 lmao you rock
fr33convict 0
I wish no one clicked YDI if they didn't deserve it. D:
RKftw 0
u forgot to put FML at the end
c0nfuzzled 0
DOH! I DID forget the FML :( I'm epic fail
tencalories 3
yea I had one a while ago that talked about my dead mom and I guess I deserved it cause a million douches on this said so
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Why would you text someone telling them you'll kick your professor's ass, anyways? Licking sounds much more erotic :)
Maddoctor 10
Because she gave him an F and he's going to knock some sense into her! But I think licking would get her to change the grade faster...
MermaidSongXOXO 6
lol xD true.
Ajjas013 6
Lick actually means fight. Well, it used to in the old Tom Sawyer books.
lilbyrd43 0
yeah...alot of locals in Hawaii substitute the word fight for lick
MXavierT 0
So... He's gonna' have a brawl with the professor's ass?
MormonPornstar 7
HIV Incoming!!!
bluesclues72 0
you should lick it if you want an A!!
Lethario14 0
this isn't even a FML
gemster 0
lmao man doesnt that suck
twassim 0
I agree. this is just a mistake that happens, specially on iPhone. this is not a FML!!!
nppl 2
do u not reread what u say??
valdezadair 0
yummy! Someone Is coming out the closet on FML! It's okay, at least he's not a priest otherwise he'd like it.
surferboy71010 0
Yeah I really hate auto-correct