Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML
Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML
Today, I was on my Wheel of Time fanfiction roleplay chatting seductively with my virtual lover while taking a break from doing some work, only to realize that I had accidentally sent the revenue report to my fellow fanfiction lover and used magic to undress my boss. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
A big turn-off is the unexpected period.
thatgirlinoregon 21
Don't forget the improper use of colons!
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Comments (126)
sandracore 15
were you, by any chance, reading fifty shades of grey?
kayeyem 9
That's my guess, too. That's what happens when you read what started out as 'Twlight' fan fiction...? ...That never saw a real editor?
Fasterkill 6
I was hoping someone would inquire about this. I read the first few chapters when I was bored, and it really is as awful as everyone says.
tehdarkness 21
Haha that's totally happened to me. Time to switch to good ol ****!
charvisioku 22
Well you'll definitely fit in on this site, then... it's teeming with Grammar Nazis.
Zomg_Okay 27
What you need is some Grammar Nazi ****, courtesy of Rule 34.
munchy22 5
If you're reading Fifty Shades of Grey, grammatical errors are the least of your worries. Be prepared for overused words such as "Oh my, and I blushed, oh dear, oh crap, holy crap" you get the gist. The author is in serious need of a thesaurus. Now excuse me while I go on iBooks and make my disdain for this piece of crap known.
whiterabbit420 4
38- I totally agree, it reads as if a teenager wrote it. Grammatical errors, cliches, overused phrases, as well as a completely ridiculous storyline. Billionaire at 26 who hardly works? Yeah right.
munchy22 5
Not to mention it's Twilight fan fiction. By the way I didn't pay for that turd, a friend lent it to me saying it was awesome. I couldn't finish it, it sucked so bad.
dellis44 7
maybe you should not be such a tight ass?
DailyTrollSlayer 4
Maybe you should quit being an ass?
ChakatBlackstar 29
I can totally understand where the OP is coming from. You notice one bad mistake and that seems to kick off some sort of mental editor and suddenly you're noticing all the little mistakes as well, and then suddenly instead of enjoying an erotic story, you're noticing every single flaw. Total mood killer.
zoecw 14
Grammar nazi.
seanc722 2
It is hard to find website erotica that wasn't written by, what seems like a 10 yr old. :(
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Literotica.com.
Forlorn420 9
Yeah you totally deserve it. That is what you get for being a grammar nazi. Ha. Ha.