Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML
Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML
Today, I was on my Wheel of Time fanfiction roleplay chatting seductively with my virtual lover while taking a break from doing some work, only to realize that I had accidentally sent the revenue report to my fellow fanfiction lover and used magic to undress my boss. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
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perdix 31
A big turn-off is the unexpected period.
thatgirlinoregon 21
Don't forget the improper use of colons!
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Comments (126)
JayyKitten 0
That's happened to me a couple times Dx
dodgingflames 7
Oh god I have so been there!! I feel your pain, OP.
Emilyinroom483 7
oh god, same. I can't deal with poorly written sex, the secondhand embarrassment is too distracting.
Epikouros 32
You know what "kills" my mood? People who use quotes for any word that is not strictly "literal", or in this case, common usage but just a bit "saucy". Or even to "emphasize" a particular word. That's annoying like "hell". It's the written equivalent of a "funny" uncle winking at you and poking you in the ribs while telling a "knock knock" joke.
Calyx_fml 22
I used to work for Harlequin romances during college summer break. During lunch break we used to count the spelling and grammar errors on one page. It was typically between 3-8. Those books are basically **** for illiterate women.
Moonheart13 1
This has happened to me before and i'm a girl.
suprclssy 5
I'm the same way!!!lol
CastielJ 6
My Dad:"Erotic Literature? That's what the kids call Playboy now days?"
wowthatissad 9
The author was probably typing with one hand anyways
theladysman 1
never heard that one before .well you seem to have a way with words
vampgirl11295 4
Sadly, that happens to me too