Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Safe bet
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Three piss suite
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Cheating scandal
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Keep it down
Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML
Shy
Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Panic!
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
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CheekyRaccoon 27
If you had left earlier you wouldn't be in the situation that urine now.
sarianna 10
You "worked up the nerve to leave the room"? This is college. You are expected to act like an adult. You don't have to wait for a 'good moment' or ask for a bathroom pass, it's not high school. Get up, quietly exit the room, deal with whatever problem you have, and come back. Nobody cares. Nobody's going to remark upon it. We all have bodies, your professors included, and recognize that pressing biological urges occur.
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stingray112 24
Better than doing while in class is be thankful for that at least. Good irony though
krazy789 28
irony how?
stingray112 24
Peeling her pants in the one place designed to prevent that from happening.
snarkytruth 37
That's not irony or ironic. Being in a bathroom doesn't prevent someone from peeing themselves or help to hold it until in position . If OP ran there then suddenly lost all urge to pee once safely there - that would be ironic. OP had bad timing and their bladder just didn't make it in time it's unfortunate and poor judgment in their ability to hold it. Making it in the nick of time then accidentally splashing their pants while washing up and people thinking OP wet himself is good irony.
ArbiterOfFML 24
That is irony. Pissing yourself in a bathroom. That is a stalwart example of irony.
BrotherPhil 35
It can happen from the relief of getting there in time - it used to happen to one of my kids: you get there, think "I've made it", relax, and your sphincter lets go.
CheekyRaccoon 27
If you had left earlier you wouldn't be in the situation that urine now.
Neekovolwf 22
That sucks OP, good luck getting back to the test. Urine a sticky situation now
proudsock 17
op never mentioned anything about a test.. they were in a lecture.
booze_n_bitches 37
Can you do a Mr Bean (like in the film!) and dry your trousers under a hand dryer? FYL, OP.
Dave_Davington 34
Or better yet, steal someone else's while they're having a shit.
Mauskau 36
Imagine the smell!
nightstalker94 18
I bet urine need of a fresh set of clothes......
mm12344 8
Wet your entire pants with water and then it will just look darker.
joshklander 11
Don't worry OP, I was in a similar situation a while back ... except it wasn't pea :-)
CheekyRaccoon 27
Was it a shiitake mushroom?
aliciousness116 16
You'll need to start carrying spare pants in your bag, just in case.
sarianna 10
You "worked up the nerve to leave the room"? This is college. You are expected to act like an adult. You don't have to wait for a 'good moment' or ask for a bathroom pass, it's not high school. Get up, quietly exit the room, deal with whatever problem you have, and come back. Nobody cares. Nobody's going to remark upon it. We all have bodies, your professors included, and recognize that pressing biological urges occur.
GhostFox 34
You've apparently never had the kind of professors I've had. I've had two different college teachers who would lock you out of the room if you left for any reason. I had to withdraw from the classes because they were docking me participation points despite the fact they were told I have a genetic condition that contributed to the frequency of bathroom needs. TL;DR There are a fair few professor that can and do power trip on their ability to make their students' lives hell if said students attempt to attend to biological needs, and some of them are big enough assholes about it to make students afraid to do so.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Those professors sound terrible. I have never had a prof be that strict, even if a class has a participation percentage, which only comes with certain classes, they still let us leave the room whenever we need. They can't even lock the door, because it isn't their individual classroom, they basically just borrow it for the class they teach. It's funny because I remember in high school they always used to scare us a lot about how strict university was with attendance and being on time, but it's the opposite, a lot of profs don't even care if you show up, at least where I live. In any case, those profs are ridiculous. This is college, most of us are adults and 18+, perfectly capable of understanding ourselves and our own needs. I think we can decide when we have to leave the room or not. They should be preparing you for when you leave college, and in the real world people or your boss generally aren't going to be regulating your bathroom activity.
may14th 26
I hate leaving a class in college because I feel like everyone looks at me which is very anxiety inducing.
Dale_shackleford 13
Those professors are ridiculous, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. You just got lucky by not having them.
allplayedout 20
Did you report them to the dean? Everything else aside, refusing you bathroom breaks in spite of your condition is a violation of the ADA.
Brandi_Faith 34
Ya, this is a definite ydi to me. You're an adult and should know when to use the bathroom. No one was forcing you to wait, you did that on your own. Next time just go and relieve yourself as quickly as you can and return to your seat.
GhostFox 34
Maybe get a note from a doctor and get it put on a... Whatever your locations' equivalent of student alternate needs service form. Especially since I am fairly certain holding it that long can cause bladder damage, as well as urinary tract and kidney infections.