Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, I did the best at-home manicure I’ve ever had. I took my time and it looked like it was done professionally. As soon as I put on the top coat and waited for it to dry, my stomach rumbled and I had to run to take a dump. The polish smeared everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML
Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML
Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
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de_cobrae 0
what color is your hair?
katiemarie23 0
Yeah, that sucks. I could say you deserved it but i've done the same damn thing.
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nailpolish_freak 0
Omg im such an idiot, I missed out a word in my 'FML' so it doesnt make sense. Here's what it was meant to say: Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered that some nail polish remover had spilled and made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed some MORE nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML (yeah stupid thing to do I know! BTW im a brunette NOT a blond)
nailpolish_freak 0
Im a brunette not a blond, if you look down the page you will see my edited version, I just made a tiny error!
loveofyourlife11 0
ydi for being so messy with the polish that you have to lay newspaper down to begin with. also for being a dumb ass who thinks nail polish remover wouldn't take the finish off of the table. next time paint your nails on something that it doesn't matter if polish gets on. that way you won't have lay down newspaper.
trese666 0
yes acetone is very strong. dummy
nailpolish_freak 0
seriously- im not blonde -.- why would i waste my time making up such a stupid situation?!
koolbop56 0
your life is f'ed because there's a spot on your table that's bleached. yup.
nanners362 0
hur-derrrr
Sgrocks 5
same thing happened to me wen I spilled my nail polish on my alarm clock screen
babyjm 0
wow who doesnt know that it would bleach the table?? smh -_-
allIcansayisseri 0
I really hope you're like 4 years old. First off who is that messy with fingernail polish in the first place. I understand a drop or two but you make it sound like you got it all over the place. Secondly, lay off huffing the polish fumes, if fingernail polish remover will remove fingernail polish wth do you think it will do to the varnish/paint on your table?