Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, I did the best at-home manicure I’ve ever had. I took my time and it looked like it was done professionally. As soon as I put on the top coat and waited for it to dry, my stomach rumbled and I had to run to take a dump. The polish smeared everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML
Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML
Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
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de_cobrae 0
what color is your hair?
katiemarie23 0
Yeah, that sucks. I could say you deserved it but i've done the same damn thing.
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Comments (172)
_Itz_Meena_ 0
can nail polish remover really bleach a table?
jess6blondie9 3
I dunno. You should go test it to see if it really does!
_Itz_Meena_ 0
haha, it would be kinda funny.
fatgirllovesfml 0
funny? it won't be funny when your mom chase you with a butcher knife screaming at top of her lungs "You bleachy bleachy my table now you die die"! uhahaha
jess6blondie9 3
If my mom did that, I would laugh!(:
cptmorgan15 2
34, I am deeply disturbed by your picture.
lilmisslovely13 15
^^ me too. im gonna go scrub my eyes now
elainelovesyou 7
114, have you taken a grammar class lately? You need one. :/
RainbowHeadache 2
Never use nail polish remover on wood. Now you know.
Lopee069 4
So, nail polish remover made the newspaper stick to the table, then, you scrubbed more on thinking it would help? Is OP dumb or am I not reading it right?
briidontgive_ 0
22, No, no, your reading it right . OP is an idiot.
Thanatos1206 0
Actually it was originally just nail polish and OP thought nail polish remover would do as it's name suggests and remove it. So you did misread it, but OP is still an idiot. Or should I say a HERP DERP!
briidontgive_ 0
Oooops, now it makes more sense, haha thankss.
Lapy_fml 0
you aren't reading it right
misszsunshinexox 3
your not reading it right the nail polish made the paper stick to the table and they used the nail polish remover to try to get it off
LanaBabii252 0
you're not reading it right
sweet_candy_ 17
just paint the table :)
jennt89 10
story of my life lol
Thanatos1206 0
You've had a pretty boring life if spilling nail polish remover on a table and failing at cleaning it up is the story of your life.
roeallen 11
you're not getting it...
cptmorgan15 2
No 77, you're not getting it.
ChantelRenaeee 0
I'm not getting it.
ChantelRenaeee 0
hahahah I hate it when there is a problem; you try to fix it, then you just end up making it worse.
KristinaKreme 0
Circle of life :)
ChantelRenaeee 0
exactly^
cobras40 0
smooth move
shitbags 0
I like pieee
jess6blondie9 3
I like pie too.
Viciousvixen_21 0
me too
bryans1990 9
You should've googled what to do...
wriptidez 0
next time be more careful .... but dont get too upset ... walk on