Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, I did the best at-home manicure I’ve ever had. I took my time and it looked like it was done professionally. As soon as I put on the top coat and waited for it to dry, my stomach rumbled and I had to run to take a dump. The polish smeared everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML
Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML
Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
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de_cobrae 0
what color is your hair?
katiemarie23 0
Yeah, that sucks. I could say you deserved it but i've done the same damn thing.
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Comments (172)
alliebaba7 8
Blonde
P1Nk13 7
umm...you put a newspaper down to catch any drips...how did you get nail polish UNDERNEATH the paper???
Tinkertoy 7
It soaked through the paper.
littlebluepill 1
How messy are you when doing your nails?? My 9 year old daughter has never even spilled any!
Tinkertoy 7
Oh my god!! I was 7 but I did pretty much the same thing but I spilt the nail polish remover on the paper towel I was using!
madib1998 2
Me and my friend did that when we were little. We Got nail polish on the table. We scrubbed it with nail polish remover and the mark from the nail polish remover was even worse. We moved the vase to cover it. Now we laugh about it.
vippipippi 16
Lol, the same thing happend to me a few years ago
Cass_x 22
you must be blonde.
LRSandTJB412 8
How did you manage to spill enough nail polish that it bled through?..what are you 6 years old?.
Nat52482 25
Did you pour the polish over your hand or something?? How do you get that much nail polish on the paper if you're aiming for your nails?? Seriously I've never gotten polish anywhere other than on my nail or the skin next to my nail.
kevinsagirl2323 8
what did you do? pour the polish all over the paper so it woukd soak through? cause I don't know how else that could happen.