Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father-in-law shat himself in my bathroom and tried to flush some of the evidence down my sink. Sink that I'd just cleaned up. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, I was woken up ungodly early by my dad, who didn't give me even 5 seconds to wake up before barking orders at me to clean the septic tank screen, because it was clogged, but he needed to go to work. Conveniently, he'd already had a shower and "didn't notice" the gurgling toilet until he was done. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
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shakeTHEworld 12
Reprimand him. Don't care that he's your father-in-law. As long as he's living in your house, he go by your rules which is... No ******** in the bathtub!
enonymous 9
So that's why I found pieces of corn in my loofah. I can't wait to be old.. pinch women on the ass, forget to brush my teeth for a decade, argue with the neighbor that his christmas lights are against the homeowners agreement, believe I'm always right even when there's a ton of proof saying I'm wrong, polishing my shotgun on the steps on halloween , wait in line at a grocery store to complain that my .05 cent coupon was not used to buy my 1 banana that I bought, drive in the left lane at 35mph with my right blinker on all the time...
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Comments (97)
orangefish_65 8
ew
XZeenon 1
Nice useless comment.
Lopee069 4
You Too
morgan320 0
you three
rarrar51 0
oh, I like games! you five.
jess6blondie9 3
You six!
Thanatos1206 0
You four! Sorry I'm late you guys.. :/
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
wait this isn't acceptable behaviour? so that's why that Mexican maid has been on my back all this time...
Heather_x0x0 6
combo breaker!! but 24 kinda broke...never mind...LOL!!!!
DocBastard 40
I hope some mod comes along and violates all your asses with a large mouth bass. And TheRealFamilyGuy - you DO realise you have the ability to respond to a comment other than #1, right?
NovemberJuliette 0
at least he couldn't miss and get piss all over the floor?
GalacticOtterFed 0
And your mother doesn't find this behavior unacceptable? Speak the **** up instead of whining on here
dre_bro11 12
45, You understand what this website is about, right? If no one posted problems/issues (even if they had been sorted out) that were bugging them, or made their lives '******' so to speak, you wouldn't be reading anything right now, which brings me to my second point, you made the choice to view this website, and you also made the effort to make an account, read and comment on an FML. So just don't bother coming here if you aren't going to 'support' the FML's. I'm not saying you have to agree to them all, but by writing your comment, you're actually the one whining, making you a hypocrite too.
stewpididiot 11
I jumped over it and you eight it !!!! hahahah!
ATLBOI770 0
if he living with u then u should if tell him sumthing bt it may cause u not to gt sum from ur wife
abeastmuffin 1
sooo doc what's the expination of ur new picture?
tjv3 10
Thats just gross! Tell him that isn't Acceptable and that it is disrespectful. If he still does it boot his ass to the curb
fgwrxfiend 11
FIRST!!!!:P lol...ok...wha?
PSQ91 6
Fail, Fail, fail :p
AllThatHit 7
I didn't get it either...
jess6blondie9 3
You're cool!
fgwrxfiend 11
thought I was the first to comment,but apparently ^^ beat me by a few seconds...sooo yeahh that happened
jess6blondie9 3
He was probably drunk.
AllThatHit 7
can't say. I guess it's normal for some people
ifiFaLL 1
you're very intelligent 3
nahgemoohc 17
Did he at least 'flush'?
shakeTHEworld 12
Reprimand him. Don't care that he's your father-in-law. As long as he's living in your house, he go by your rules which is... No ******** in the bathtub!
Akai_fml 4
Judging by the sound made in the description, he was just only taking a leak--which is perfectly fine to do in a tub with a drain. This isn't really an FML, except for the possibility that the father-in-law will be staying for a long time, and this is the most concrete thing that could possibly "bug" the poster.
Urklee 0
Unless you have the stomach flu and you jar to decide poop in your pants and throw up or poop (diarrhea) in the tub.... I'd choose the tub (my own expeirience) and the stomach flu sucks anyway
SteelCladAngel 0
or sit on the toilet with a garbage bin in front of you..... obviously make sure the bin has a bag in it lol a 'clean' catch both ways and easy to clean up
SteelCladAngel 0
or sit on the toilet with a garbage bin in front of you..... obviously make sure the bin has a bag in it lol a 'clean' catch both ways and easy to clean up
shulgafish 0
since it sounds like water wouldn't it be pee and not poo? granted i don't know how your poo works 0,o
SteelCladAngel 0
or sit on the toilet with a garbage bin in front of you..... obviously make sure the bin has a bag in it lol a 'clean' catch both ways and easy to clean up
Adorlee 11
This happened to me before but it was my friend.. I made him scrub my tub the next day
rarrar51 0
I'd poop in your tub 0_o
jess6blondie9 3
Oooooo. Kinky.
fgwrxfiend 11
lol..gross
IsH3092 0
haha very :3
rarrar51 0
what the heck?!? you can vote comments down? boo. and you're all just jealous that I thought of that first.....
Andrewlostnow 3
he's just marking his territory
womanjesus 0
your pictures hot
Livinia 11
Damn, I feel sorry for you :/ what a weirdo.
MizzErikaHart 8
of course he thinks it's acceptable behavior or he probably wouldnt have done it
RainbowHeadache 2
Where was your toilet at this time?
TrueStory22 0
What's the problem? He needs a bidet and a toilet at the same time and you apparently don't have one, so he made due (due). :D