Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, I did the best at-home manicure I’ve ever had. I took my time and it looked like it was done professionally. As soon as I put on the top coat and waited for it to dry, my stomach rumbled and I had to run to take a dump. The polish smeared everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML
Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML
Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
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de_cobrae 0
what color is your hair?
katiemarie23 0
Yeah, that sucks. I could say you deserved it but i've done the same damn thing.
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Comments (172)
istylez2 0
wat an idiot lol nail polish is like glue BLONDIE
docscientist 10
Learn to at least mimic having intelligence before you call someone an idiot.
lilmisslovely13 15
lol 93
Sindy_fml 4
...and your life is ruined yeah? :)
DjeePee 25
How many nail polish did you spill if you were able to 'glue' the newspaper to the tafel?
docscientist 10
Someone witnessed her and asked, "Would you like some table to go with that nail polish?"
Ronin420 4
do any of you people read labels or is that below your level of intelligence? nail polish remover is diluted acetone. acetone is a paint and varnish stripper!!!
fadingaway 17
How did the nail polish get under the newspaper?
MakeAScene 4
I think the nail polish leaked through. I've been trying to figure that out myself.
ImaMonsterRawr 0
Yes! orrrrr just scrub the entire table with nail polish remover?
alisha1 0
haha i did the same thing when i was like 7
sourcherri23xx 0
I've done something like that before
ThatLooksSticky 16
I think you're doing something wrong. How did nailpolish end up on the newspaper, causing it to stick to the table? Are you really THAT messy?
flickyourbic1223 7
The best laid plans* of mice and men... *schemes