Snow
United States
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anditburnsburnsburns
Midlothian, United States
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Jade
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
adrenochrome
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Lithuania
Fireworks
Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Maybe I'll stay home
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
WeldedShut
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
inseriouspain
United States
Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML
just wanted nice nails
Palmer, United States
Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML
Top comments
Dr_Phil 0
I'm not sure what girls use to take off makeup ... but wouldn't you notice the smell of nail polish remover?
lemon_squeezy 0
ahahaha i did that once and i was wondering why my "gentle make-up remover" was hurting so much! that's when i realized what it actually was...
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marv_fml 0
I did that with astringent once. Not so fun.
Riku714 25
Cool story bro.
Lou_Briccant 0
Because she put it there! Duh.
Dr_Phil 0
I'm not sure what girls use to take off makeup ... but wouldn't you notice the smell of nail polish remover?
amerrah 4
Some of them are fragrence free.
jesskaa 0
SUCKSSS =) THATS SOMETHING ME OR MY FRIENDS WOULD DO YOU ARE NOT ALONE one time i used eye makeup remover to try to take off my nail polish =/
idefka 34
You might have done that, but most likely it didn't burn your eyes.
Km_fml 0
lol, nice work :s Read the bottle next time
lemon_squeezy 0
ahahaha i did that once and i was wondering why my "gentle make-up remover" was hurting so much! that's when i realized what it actually was...
morgannnn_fml 0
I did that once! i was daydreaming while taking off my makeup and then it starting stinging...i couldn't figure out why until i looked down at the bottle and realized it was nail polish remover.
xsydbabyx 0
NOWAI! I bet you're blind now. Sux4u. - S.
SeemsToBeHappy_fml 1
holy! omg! that has to hurt SOOOOO bad! i fewl bad 4 u!
happy2468 21
Feel*
brinababyboo 0
Aweh! I've done that too! Id hurt really bad and my boyfriend proceeded to laugh at me when he saw me do it.