Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I had a job interview at Walmart. They showed a video of me stealing. FML
Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
I bet you're wondering how I ended up here
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML
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NeatNit 33
You can't not deserve this.
Stalkers 0
It's called a display case for a reason.
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NeatNit 33
You can't not deserve this.
blackheart24 10
Agreed. This gives more meaning to the phrase "Epic Fail" Better luck next time OP.
glenzhao2 16
Stealing= Either poor/cheap and selfish= Failing Failing at robbery= Failing at failing You, sir, fail at failing.
Discombobulated9 12
Karma is a bitch.
AlexanderSilver 0
I agree 1...it's a bitch thing to do.
NeatNit 33
21 - nice try but it doesn't work like that.
rabbittboi 18
Sure it does, 43. OP is a punk-ass thief who fails at life.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Sounds like gamestop. 1- it is excusable since MW3 came out.
brianjman14 23
Doesn't failing at failing mean you're winning?
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
My mind has been blown
13FTW 9
21 is trying to mind **** people. In reality he is saying OP won but, he didn't want you to realize that and thumb him down. Whatta ******* genius! I commend you, 21 you fail at failing as well.
XxDevilxXGt 26
What a fail.. Why would you take the case too?! Getting away with it is easier by taking the cd :D
kevsnev 7
Piece of shit of a kid.
D37H100 5
22, and that is not a double negative.
blackheart24 10
Bad boys bad boys. Watcha gonna do? WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?!? Douchebag.
Strafeh 9
I hope your wearing a condom Because I have a dirty mind
blackheart24 10
Wtf??
bulgeinmypants 0
Say what I say when I get caught "I've been sent here by the Security Reassurance Agency to make sure that you can and will, to the best of your abilities, catch shoplifters. I now see that you are a responsible overseer and you can control your facility. Good day."
chickenflem 8
101 you my friend are the one winning.
Barn312009 0
That's what he gets for being a piece of shit
tsim_fml 0
what if hes trying to use his money to feed his daughter? wait... nahh hes like 11
Fenthik 4
219 No, he's failing at failing. Get it right.
hardrock22 0
What he so deserved it
Stalkers 0
It's called a display case for a reason.
juliahockey 0
Bet he was stealing skyward sword. Can't wait to play it!! YDI, OP. Cops always win.
bossroyd 4
And stupidity always fails...
EvilPotato 15
Skyward sword? WTF is that?
brianjman14 23
It's the new Legend of Zelda game.
taera 8
Zelda: Skyward Sword is being described as the best game ever released. Honestly OP, have you never heard of display cases?
Th3eXeCuTiOn3r 0
Maybe he/she wanted the case?
EvilPotato 15
Ah yes sorry I am not a fan of Zelda games.
zombicidal 11
I hate the Wii so I didn't get what it was either but I do like Zelda games
death_dolphin24 0
Probrably skyrim.
Philliesfan9391 3
Stealing display cases is where its at!
TXjuggalo972 6
skyward sword is good but skyrim is better
taera 8
Skyrim is amazing! I bought a ps3 specifically to play it. For that matter, why am I on FML and not leveling? Happy gaming everyone.
zombicidal 11
agree skyrim is the greatest thing ever Bethesda once again satisfies
chingaso 0
Umm are you guys Trollin? Bethesda did a terrible job with skyrim... Are you all 11 year old that weren't around for better games??? If you wanna talk Bethesda.... Morrowind was their most polished game, daggerfall was the most complex, and arena was the classic.... Skyrim,oblivion,battlespire, and redguard were all pretty big disappointments If you wanna talk RPG, Bethesda isn't the best, not by a long shot.... Their first 5 games were on the verge of not being RPGs because of all the action...skyrim and oblivion.... I don't see how anyone can even call them RPGs... I thought this website had a bit of a more mature community, but nowadays that seems to be less then half of the people, So if reducing the amount of skills, having and empty map, repetitiveness, level scaling, lack of creativity, losing most cool spells, no more cool rewards for dungeon crawling, and so on, are an improvement to the series or even good in general, get out the Internet!!!
mrosew442 10
91- too bad that's not out yet
HollyoaksFan93 9
You're an idiot.
FarSide 23
An idiot with a criminal record.
flockz 20
and parents who hate him.
BlazinBirdman 3
what criminal isnt an idiot
TurdTickler9 2
Bernard madoff
GirlWithName1324 0
Now he can play the game called Reality. Where you get what you deserve and you try to survive.
Waggleton 0
The Shamwow guy. O wait he was the biggest idiot of them all.
justcallmebro 0
You are a dumb a**
FarSide 23
A dumb ass with a criminal record.
xGraycloud 4
...no. It was funny the first time... It loses its magic on the second.
thisisafunnyname 12
it definitely had one of those stickers that say "disc not contained in this. bring cover to cashier to receive game disc during checkout"
lolthatscute 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
it loses the humor the second time. most people learn that when they're young.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
226- that's kind of ironic since you're taking a second time something that has already been said. Looks like you still don't grasp uttrerly the concept
UrLyfSuxx 0
YDI for stealing...
raphanne_fml 33
... and for being stupid enough to believe there was a game in the display case...
crymore007 11
if he owns MW2 they won't be able to tell the difference. if he wasn't stealing mw3 then what I said is still applicable; a lot of games that come out around this time are sequels so they'll be similar to games that the OP might already own. I doubt that OP was stealing a game that he didn't know for a fact that he'd like, because it wouldn't be worth the risk of getting caught if he ended up not liking it. and if you like the prequel you'll probably like the sequel. I probably put more thought in this than I shouldve. that means it's time to get off fml...
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Wowwwwwwww is all I can say... But... KARMA BITCH!!!!
Moonsorrow_fml 0
Then that means "woooooow" is not all you can say. Because, obviously you can conform to other people's jokes and state that Karma is a bitch.
Sniperkid07 6
MoonSorrow I believe we have similar interests and hates. SIEG HEIL!
blackheart24 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I bet you felt like a douchebag? :) maybe do a little more planning next time.
je_suis_fml 11
Yea, like plan to save money and buy it like the rest of us hardworking citizens, dick wad.
witchdoctor1 9
"next time"? Really?! Wow. Can see your a good influence
heyhihello95 12
Way to go idiot
Threepac 1
YDI for having parents
bitchslapped22 14
MW3 can have that effect on people
sickjairo 7
You mean MW2.5
KiddNYC1O 22
Sure beats the hell out of Black Ops. Anyways, op, you're a scumbag. The developers and designers work hard for your entertainment, your gratitude is needed.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
I bet it was skyrim
DFlit1 0
Lol it's ironic cuz ur profile pic contains a joke relating to the song used to advertise for BF3 which is a much better game than MW2 continued... Yes I have been a CoD fan for years and I must say CoD went no where after MW2 and BF became the best
bitchslapped22 14
164- FYI I own Skyrim, MW3, and BF3 and Skyrim is the best of all of them. The fact that you had no clue what The Elder Scrolls were mean you don't know too much about games
onecrazybitch 0
SNES ftw
DJJuantioFresh 0
Yeah, MW1 was fun when it came out.
sexynarwhal 6
157- MW2 was amazing...
Snafuusmc 12
What the mw2 expansion pack?
Anaxes 5
#164 - If you never heard of Skyrim, then it means you know nothing about gaming at all. Playing Call of Duty does not make you a "gamer" or any other variant of the term.
LaughinStock 16
The thing with these flame wars are that most of the people arguing are pre teens. In my opinion.. if you want an almost realistic team based military fps you choose BF3. If you want a Rambo type and chaotic military fps you choose the COD series. At the end of the day to each his own and the best to both EA and Activision. :)
fangz_fml 6
Modern warfare 3 will suck after battlefield 3
karamman 5
The cases are always empty... Once you bring it up to the counter they give you the game. YDI
Nooz 2
Not always
karamman 5
Usually, unless the games are used.
soccerguy2 11
Best Buy has the game in the disc case but I dont think gamestop does if it is new.
Nooz 2
Not in canada
karamman 5
Good point, I was only thinking about GameStop haha