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Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, while I was trying to put my high fluoride toothpaste on my toothbrush, I miscalculated the pressure and ended up squirting a massive glob all over the bathroom cabinet and a rug that was on the floor. My stepmom says if we can't get the bleach stain out of the brown rug, I'm going to have to replace it. FML
Today, I tried to fix a squeaky door myself after watching a five-minute tutorial. I sprayed lubricant into the hinges, opened the door, and felt proud of myself. Then I noticed the entire floor underneath was covered in tiny black drops. I'd apparently used the wrong spray. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML
Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML
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mike3775 39
Who the hell keeps wood stain in a bathroom?
RichardPencil 32
Not sure why that's a surprise when you consider the intended purpose of wood stain. There is an easy way to remove it, though: Shave your head, easy-peasy! (I'm assuming you applied this to your head hair.)
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BurnInDemonFire 39
You'll get it right next time, knock on head.
mike3775 39
Who the hell keeps wood stain in a bathroom?
RichardPencil 32
Someone who has wood paneling in the bathroom and needs to touch it up frequently. I don't know why they'd have wood paneling in a room that frequently gets steamed up from showers and poos.
RichardPencil 32
Not sure why that's a surprise when you consider the intended purpose of wood stain. There is an easy way to remove it, though: Shave your head, easy-peasy! (I'm assuming you applied this to your head hair.)
Marcella1016 32
Maybe a little easier than Gorilla Glue. Count your blessings!
xllabraxasllx 19
Struggling to understand how those two particular products would even come into a proximity that would allow them to be mistaken for one another. YDI
CTscan 8
how tf do you use wood stain instead of Hairspray? and why do you have wood stain wherever you keep your Hairspray...????
Chazzster 32
I have to assume that OP was “pranked” by someone who put a can of spray stain where she normally keeps her hairspray. She should still have noticed that the can was different before using it, of course. But people aren’t always careful. Frankly I have no respect for people who pull such pranks that can result in things that cannot be easily “fixed”. By the way, it’s too late now - but paint thinner will clean up (oil based) wood stain and it’s not too harmful to you.
randybryant799 21
Why would there be woodstain in the bathroom?