Today, I treated myself to an hour long massage. Halfway through, I mumbled, “Thank you” to the masseuse and, without thinking, added, “I love you.” There was a long pause. Then she patted my head and whispered, “You’re welcome.” FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my first massage. At the end, the masseuse made a gesture indicating which way the exit was. After having had her hands all over my body for the past hour, I thought the gesture was indicative of a goodbye hug. Things got awkward really fast. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, when I finished helping a customer, she said, “Thanks cutie!” When I thanked her she giggled and said, “I just like making people smile, plus I bet you don’t get called that often!” FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML
Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Yudith 28
Aren't those massage therapists who respond to what you intended to say instead of what you said awesome?
FluffythePink 23
Massage therapists are used to all the noises and the really good ones are used to random things coming out of their clients mouths. The fact she accepted it so nicely says she understands your genuine appreciation for her skills. I've been using massage to help with chronic pain for a couple of years now and if you ask what their funny stories are, you generally end up having a right giggle.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (3)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sounds like you're in with a chance of having many happy endings in the future.
Yudith 28
Aren't those massage therapists who respond to what you intended to say instead of what you said awesome?
FluffythePink 23
Massage therapists are used to all the noises and the really good ones are used to random things coming out of their clients mouths. The fact she accepted it so nicely says she understands your genuine appreciation for her skills. I've been using massage to help with chronic pain for a couple of years now and if you ask what their funny stories are, you generally end up having a right giggle.