burningman
Darmstadt, Germany
Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
You OK dude?
Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
meh beard
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bowmanville, Canada
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
nimrod23
Australia
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
RingofFire
Edenville, United States
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
chinousmc
Clearwater, United States
Today, I got punched in the face after a stranger asked for a light, didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette. Now my nose looks worse than his. FML
Top comments
randomguy76 14
He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.
King_paradox 22
Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level
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Comments (56)
Googolman 29
I bet your hair was no match for that match.
TanJew 10
Very punny of you ;) I guess you could say OP was a LITle upset.
Vickeh 15
Burn baby burn... disco inferno
ComoEsJuan 24
*Burn baby burn, that hobo's a pyro.
King_paradox 22
Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level
MrConcise 35
Let's hope it was the hair on OP's head, fire crotch also comes to mind.
jazzy_123 20
no, let's hope OP didn't have hairspray in her hair
hekinokuroihi 20
Maybe he's a pyromaniac and that's why he's homeless?
thevelociraptor 31
I'm not homeless (:
Meettitan 14
Damn dude, did you just get laid?
thevelociraptor 31
I meant I'm a pyro and not homeless, gosh.
cole_tyler42 21
Should have let him do it. Then you could light him on fire using your hair.
randomguy76 14
He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.
arachnophile 13
I feel there's a lot more to this story that we need to know.
randomguy76 14
There really isn't much left to tell, OP's hair was used as a unique substitute for firewood.
arachnophile 13
I guess I'm curious if OP was just standing there and the homeless guy tried to do it, or if OP was approached with the opportunity to be kindling before an attempt was made.
trex454 21
whats to know? homeless people get bored too. they just cant afford to watch netflix on the couch. so 20 minutes of someone running around screaming "my hair is on fire!!!" is the best thing they got
Darkness_Hate 29
Some people just want to see the world burn.
XxXBadAshXxX 27
Or people
vikky538 29
or just hair....
netflixislove 32
Hopefully he didn't succeed
trex454 21
hopefully he did. and someone video taped it.
nicolemf4 13
"She's just a girl and she's on fire, hotter than a fantasy..." I'm sorry, hope you're ok