Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
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Top comments
mif_fml 27
It only works if you're Gabriel Iglesias and offering a box of Krispy Kreme.
grace31297 14
…does that mean that you donut recommend trying it?
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Comments (125)
babygirl78724 5
Should have should have bought more for the whole police force.
False_Stupidity 42
Admit it OP you were really pulled over for doing donuts in your car.
carrotcart 15
you my friend,deserve a metal, brave soul.
vikky538 29
i really wanted to see if you want contest this in court..how would you explain the situation..worry op you never know how you get pulled over and for what reason
joshi42 16
The only way you could make it worth would be offering a chicken or watermelon to his black partner.
Dreamsorrow93 24
I am interning at a police department. to say thank you for allowing me to job shadow them I brought them donuts. officer asked if I was trying to fatten them up. I replied no I was trying to say thanks and donuts were the most stereotypical thing I could do.
tjaded 6
cccuffs on on cam fan of thisw
headofmedusa 15
Did you try offering bacon?
Dozer1988 14
My neighbor is a cop and when I got my pet pig, I took her over for his granddaughters to see her and he laughed and asked if I was really "bringing the pig to see the pig."
Dozer1988 14
Dude, if I was a cop, I'd confiscate everybody's food. I'd let them think they were bribing their way out of a ticket, but who would really be the winner? Me. :)
ahsanmasood 4
dude, nobody likes being reduced to a cliche lol