Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
cakelol 9
Well, at least you didn't rip your swimsuit as well. Could have been worse ;)
UnicornWine 22
It's okay, just tell him you became too excited to feel the sand between your toes and wanted it all over your body.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (74)
thatgirlc 10
haha lol
zoeloringfuleki 9
So inspiring!
Rosebush10 8
Honestly that was kinda a wasted first comment.
Insertnamesz 3
And that matters because? Man commenters on this site are so judgemental
xxrogerthatxx 19
Yes it does matter. We (fml commentators) don't want to read nonsense on fml.
cakelol 9
Well, at least you didn't rip your swimsuit as well. Could have been worse ;)
fuckedPriceless 17
True true. Life can still be a beach sometimes though.
MissStephanie 10
But then, I ripped my pants
Chibi_Kitten 24
I remember my bottoms fell off in the lake and my crush went and rescued my bikini. While my girlfriends surrounded me in the water. I hope he didn't look up from underwater.
Zebediabolical 45
If he didn't, it's probably because he's also crushing on a guy.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Well then, I guess it is okay because I wax. Wait...I feel more embarrassed now.
UnicornWine 22
It's okay, just tell him you became too excited to feel the sand between your toes and wanted it all over your body.
zBLAKEz 23
That sounds like a really weird fetish. Considering that I've heard of vomit and blood fetishes though, a sand one actually seems possible.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#17 what makes your comment even more disturbing is your profile picture.
Cass_x 22
I'm sure the both of you will be able to think back and laugh at that moment in a while (: don't worry!
Brandi_Faith 34
I hope they have this on camera, I can so picture this in slow motion. It sounds like a perfect romantic comedy.
GatherTheMice 15
A beautiful Kodak moment
CrikOgresmasher 19
I'm not a guy but I'd imagine he enjoyed helping you up
Nexoux 18
I'm a guy and I approve of your imagination.
JBChristian 47
Now let's not get to political, lol.
mete_orito 34
If he was chasing after you, it means something, uh? If he is a nice guy he will understand, but probably laugh first. :-P
IvyOswin 17
Could happen to anyone. Shake it off, laugh, and carry on. He might think it's cute how you recover from the trip.
zinoxity 23
#8 I can't help but notice how you're talking as if OP could do as you suggested after it already happened. :P
Garrison21 11
Ya do the bend and snap move... That will turn things around real quick
Uglyfeet 23
OP may well be still on the ground waiting for our suggestions about how to deal with the situation #19
A07 48
Simply beautiful.
junkman6 22
I have to be that guy... In moderation it said 15 ft on my face down the beach.... And honestly if it was 15ft I would have given you an award for skimboarding with your face.