Anonymous
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
yulis
Hagerstown, United States
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
fatty magoo
Kirkland, United States
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Man in car
United States
Panic mode activated
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Anonymous
High Springs, United States
Today, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Petty officer
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
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RichardPencil 32
As far as sucking up to the cops is concerned: Give it arrest!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
This all depends on why you were pulled over.
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Comments (10)
manb91uk 22
You shouldn't have been in such a rush to take them over there then...
RichardPencil 32
As far as sucking up to the cops is concerned: Give it arrest!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
This all depends on why you were pulled over.
dasin 18
way to stick to the story. we all know it was a bribe that didnt pan out
joi9496 13
Everyone knows it's donuts cops eat 🙄
Giovanni Adamo 16
and an invisible typewriter is good for them too. (chuckles) I m in danger
honestjane 22
Nice thought, but no one that worked at my department would eat anything dropped off by random people. It's just too much of a chance to take, no matter how nice and well intentioned the gift may be.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You should've brought donuts instead of cookies. They wouldn't have ticketed you then!
Jonkbaby 23
do you think you should get a pass?
DLBL 23
So, the cop didn't buy that story. Huh.