Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
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alhummel21 0
Nothin better than suckin dick AND getting farted in the face. talk about kickin her when she's down. no pun intended
popcorn_fml 0
she should be the one posting fml
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Comments (102)
iamprofchaos 2
hahahaha o wow thats hella funny! i just pooped a lil reading this :)
systeminitiated 0
ahhh lmao i laughed hard when i saw this
missyedges1 5
she must have a big nose... is she jewish?
xN3mo 0
haha nioce
momaphobia 0
LMAO. That's disgusting!
suckstomyasthmar 0
i wouldnt call that a FML i would call that a FHL(f**k her life)! thats terrible how could u do that i feel so bad for her
danielleeee 0
aaw i feel sorry for you both lol
lisajean 0
ugh. i had that happen to me. FML. FML FML FML. still scarred to this day. not with that guy either.
SHOOK68 0
Hahaha lmfao I can't control my laughter after I saw this post it's so funny
speedydrumstix 0
"performing the classic 69 position".
cheif_legit 0
hahha i no aye wtf