Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML
Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, after days of nasal congestion, I stifled a sneeze. It went out my nose, blowing out a massive spray of green gunk, streaked with blood. This happened at a meeting, splattering the table in front of me with green bloody mucus. The other attendees looked horrified and one ran to vomit. FML
Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
I bet your whole life flashed before your eyes when you realised you were about to sneeze.
RainbowPoof 2
Ah, that happened to me when I was little... I still have this weird fear of the blue fruit juice I had been drinking directly before (which was what I threw up), and I won't drink any blue liquids to this day. Of course, mmost blue liquids are cleaning products and stuff, so it's not a huge loss, I guess. I feel your pain, dude. :(
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ThatOneAdamKid24 0
happened to me before too. it's like shootig acid out of your nose!
jellybean120 10
Yes! that happens to me all the time. that's the worst!
SLKBlack96 5
it burns!
K0RRuPT 0
All the time? Seriously? Sounds like a fetish to me..
jinky58 0
Even worse after foods like hotdogs, beans, any chunky foods like that. They get stuck in your sinuses and you can taste them for a while.
Bewitched_fml 0
it burns! and icecream or any milk products is even more gross when it goes up from your nose
YeahFMLxX 0
hmm I have an irresistable bodily fluid fetish.. anyone want to help me out on this one?
robhammer 0
YDI for being sick
Bugatti_Veyron 1
YOU MUST (epicly huge letters) DIE! go become an hero.
WhatANoob 0
h appened to me to. or that was just snot. alot of snot
jennacide 0
Like blood? ;)
eric_p 0
they could've been drunk, not sick
Blubbiz 0
Hah!
hellooo222 0
ewww
llcooljoey 0
happened to me too WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT BLOW YOUR NOSE!!!
c0nfuzzled 0
happened to me too once! there were carrot chunks flying all over!
quikwit1212 0
@66: Yeah, that burns like Hell.
LMA0x10 0
dammmn, that sucks.
ImaginaryFoe 1
It is acid and it hurts like hell! It happened to me quite a few times when I was preggers. A saline spray might help a little but be gentle. FYL OP and feel better.
YeahFMLxX 0
@53 yes. like blood. your hot for the record.
Epicfailz01 0
that's NASTY!!!!
ILikePopCorn 0
#24 you litterly just discudted me way more then the OP.
toxic10uhc 0
1 that is what puking is... expulsing the contents of your stomach including the stomach acid
jennacide 0
Thank you. :)
YeahFMLxX 0
why your welcome darling (: !
jellybean120 10
everytime I throw up, I mean. I have a weak stomach.
loski87 4
feel your pain on this one OP
tokintot07 0
#14--agreed.
fleshbleue 15
you're obviously a douche #43. you can't help it if your sick....FYL
zZPedobearZz 0
i know i sound like a heartless turd, but the thought of puke (and chunks) flying out the nose puts a hilarious picture in my head.
Hunts160 5
that totally sucks dude
boyguydudemalema 0
mmmm chunky
iSwag 0
ouch
tony_rox1 0
same when I get drunk ha
jimmy313 0
Ewww. That's retarded. :D
mirage_bks 0
totally agree! you'd think it helps... but it's a LIE!
Str3amingcolors 0
Indeed, it's like hell.
xsupa_jesusx 0
haha dude this has happened to me too, it sucks ball lmao
Zombie230 0
@#5 this happens to you ALL the time?!?!
jizwiz 3
I puked thru my dick before. Chunks came out. enuff said
wiggz1990 0
what a pleasant story
alyssadapsycho 7
you're cute
RainbowPoof 2
Ah, that happened to me when I was little... I still have this weird fear of the blue fruit juice I had been drinking directly before (which was what I threw up), and I won't drink any blue liquids to this day. Of course, mmost blue liquids are cleaning products and stuff, so it's not a huge loss, I guess. I feel your pain, dude. :(
doink 0
What is your stance on the blue Otter-pops?
icall_BS 0
I have a Hi-C phobia after drinking like a gallon if that stuff and throwing up.
sublime93 0
Mine is with Lucky Charms. So colorful, but tastes like ass on the way up.
adog5 0
did it hurt
ImaginaryFoe 1
I didn't drink milk for a year after I threw up some that had been sitting in my stomach a while. It curdles in your stomach acid so it was like soft, rancid cheese.
sublime93 0
Oh GOD 94, ewwwww
comatoast 0
that sucks
Shamzzz 0
#12: Awww cute dog :) Anyways, I've never thrown up from my nose, and stomach acid shud hurt. So... owch.
lilmisslovely13 15
that happened to my brother once. he drank an entire blender-full of milkshake, then threw up with such force it sprayed out of his nose. it was really gross, but he's proud if it. of course, he's also 10 :)
NGM_47 0
HA! That happened to me before...not only did vomit come out, but the advil I took a few minutes earlier, too! IT BURNED! FYL.
afatmonkey 0
hey, at least it wasn't diarreah. I don't even know how that happened to me.....
deadsrs 0
Assface?
HoesInaBox 0
that ..is not possible.
afatmonkey 0
I think it was after watching the first ten minutes of twilight..... I was probablymy body protecting me from emotional scarring.
HoesInaBox 0
Hah! good point. I withdraw my comment.
NIRVANAfan123 0
true
_swimcutie_ 0
LMAO..yes for sureee. That sucks and is hilarious all at the same time.
silentsniper441 0
I'd take explosive diarhhea over puking any day
quikwit1212 0
But your stomach feels terrible with diarhea, but when you're pukey, you feel bad for five minutes before throwing up, then you get it all out, and you feel better.
YeahFMLxX 0
*twlight fans start cursing aloud in their parents houses* TWLIGHT WAS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE AND YOU KNOW IT! *proceeds back into dark corner with the Edward Cullen tshirt that hasn't been washed sconce last November* never takin' it off! Cause we're the best arounddd! no one ever gonna' bring us down!
jennacide 0
I like Twilight. :(
rhanana 0
that's disgusting D:
ZombieBunnies 0
I thought it was funny but I guess it SNOT?!
jennacide 0
I get it, thats pretty cute. I'm using thaat know when I have to care for my really drunk throwing up brother. :)
rhanana 0
lol
ndiesal 0
Oh ****, it hurts just to read that. That's worse than the time that I vomitted and had diarrhea at the same time.
forever2life 0
oh my god that happened to me to! it sucked
FernandoTorres_fml 0
I bet your whole life flashed before your eyes when you realised you were about to sneeze.
htownlove 0
lmao this comment made my day
bcns 0
if that comment made your day us better get a life, cause that's just sad, loner
Greenpenguin999 7
happened to me once...once sneezing and the other the puke came out of my nose anyways o_0
bitethebullet 0
that may be the most ****** up mental image i've ever gotten. but it was awesome as well. i congradulate you.
seeimdee 0
I congradulate you too for lastnight(; Let's all change the subject cause really all I keep seeing is "gross" or "that's cool" We're not in the 70's any more. God I'm high
EllyH 0
This is not a FML.
quikwit1212 0
How is it not? Being sick just sucks.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Elly, are you an American? (not related to the post; just curious)
invisibleacorn 7
This is not an* FML Learn some ******* English