Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
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then000bster 16
Well that stinks. Try to score better next time.
zinoxity 23
Alright now that's something I never imagined would be rated... At least he wasn't completely turned off?
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Comments (108)
then000bster 16
Well that stinks. Try to score better next time.
itwasthedognotme 14
Look on the bright side, OP. He wasn't disgusted and you'll both laugh (well, maybe just him) about it eventually!
rshred 8
I died when I read that stinks! XD
icnburbbygrl 23
Not even a five so it could be half way good? Dang
doctorhook86 25
#24 Exactly. I voted YDI because I honestly think it's ridiculous how embarrassed some people (often young women) are about their bodily functions. You fart, you poop, you pee, you burp, and no one will ever believe you if you say you don't, so why pretend like you're guilty of some crime? Just say "excuse me" and relax.
alfalfalaffa 17
Oh my god... It's a double pun. Don't tell me that was intentional.
ibanghellokitty 8
I tried that once (the excuse me part) he left me... .-.
kittykawaii 1
Lol well that's a shitty guy for ya. My boyfriend and I just giggle and get over it. It shouldn't be a big deal.
zinoxity 23
Alright now that's something I never imagined would be rated... At least he wasn't completely turned off?
NeatNit 33
I'm pretty sure SHE was. ;)
teyyoshi 19
I wonder if it is a 6-9 position
Demig0d6 14
Guess op need to eat more vegetables
Indianboy9321 25
Not a solid score.
Adam5858 17
How is it rated O.o
KingreX32 21
most likly smell, duration, decible level, etc.
metheonlyb 17
#39: You are hilarious. :D
False_Stupidity 42
My wife and I are always rating our farts. Still striving for that perfect 10!
BatTurtleRanger 4
as long as you rated higher on the sex scale all is well.
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
Unless her boyfriend deducts points for farting...
metheonlyb 17
Or her boyfriend adds the 4 points she got for farting. ;)
robd007 20
he might just use the average of both scores. lol
meladuh 16
Unless you wanted a higher score for your gas?
FrancesShiver 20
He sounds awesome for not getting turned off, ha ha!
teyyoshi 19
agreed
Rallred32 20
33, not agreed.
khaoticpanda 28
Haha dream boyfriend right there :)
appletreee 30
Too weak of a score
ChristaDani 5
Best thing to do is smile when you hear your boss coming and then after return to your normal self.
Bluebl4ze 16
Posted your comment on the wrong FML buddy
91hayek 31
Yeah, its not like he'll watch you doing the dishes your entire shift. Just smile or better yet engage him with "Hi, how you doing?" when he comes around. (Don't worry ChristaDani, I won't let you face this alone. We'll sink together.)
Godsofdracos 15
The voters disagree.... You totally stole her board to stay afloat.
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
You may want to reread the FML
91hayek 31
FML you bush pigs! You were supposed to bury me as well!!
tiernang 21
But I would never bury Will Ferrell!
dutchy86 20
sounds like he's into more kinky stuff then you are OP... enjoy the new bedroom action! (fyl)
WinterBlue42 22
Farting should never be involved with the word kinky. *Shudder* O-o
Epikouros 32
You're right, farting is pretty vanilla.
badluckalex 23
40-i 100% agree, but theres always someone who is into those wierd fetishes.
lisslyi 19
For a girl, 4 is a pretty good score! Especially since you know.. Girls don't fart.