Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
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alhummel21 0
Nothin better than suckin dick AND getting farted in the face. talk about kickin her when she's down. no pun intended
popcorn_fml 0
she should be the one posting fml
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Comments (102)
anonynomnom 0
Anyone ever think that this could have been two chicks? It'd make more sense if that was the case...
iamtenyearsago 0
That's the problem with 69ing. Ass in the face. My boyfriend told me a poop nugget fell into his mouth one time. I still dunno if he was joking or not. FML. Ahahaha.
Ginjar420 0
That's just sick a poop nugget? i'd be scarred for life
lawls 0
#19 HOLLY SHIT! thats HILARIOUS!!!! i am actually lmfao!! For you to faart in her face. wouldn't you have to be on top ? cuuz that is kind of ****** up! i don't know how should would do it if she was on bottem.
Stefany713 0
I laughed so much at #19's comment!!
Y_U_19029 0
19, that made ne crack up
cheif_legit 0
sick ****
MunChiChi 0
Lmao @ Poop Nugget. Dats Funny As Shit To Me. No Pun Intend'D.
audiofreak95 0
lmfao
bluehero 17
Poop nugget lmfao
Scice07 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My boyfriend threatens to do it all the time, I would be so SCARRED if he actually did! By the way, your girlfriend must have been doing some serious deep-throating to get her nose right by your butt. Congratulations!
maxair14 0
or maybe he has a tiny dick
emilywightman 4
"congratulations" lmao
JN226 0
Isn't the girl supposed to be on top during 69?
theset3 0
or in some very flexible cases, there standing up
dpricenator 1
nope. either can be on top, or even paying on your side. How ever you do it, if some one farts, the other is gona get a face ful of stink
SwimKid 0
doesnt that mean your dick is so small that her nose pokes your ass
Time2Remission 0
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww, Have you talked to her since?
sweetnsassy1919 0
LMAO @ #6
lunchmeat317 0
Hahah....#13, I read that and thought you said ten frisbees. I laughed for a little while at that.
DynamicDave 11
LMAO! I thought the same thing! Guess I'm not the only dumb one.
heidi101 0
damn that must suck. I love 69n'
tin_cup 27
There should be more women like you!
hotsex 0
you b nastyyyyy. (: