Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML
Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
alhummel21 0
Nothin better than suckin dick AND getting farted in the face. talk about kickin her when she's down. no pun intended
popcorn_fml 0
she should be the one posting fml
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Comments (102)
D_Marquisa1 0
bahaha, fart fetish! that's gross. yeah you shoulda warned her when you felt it coming! make sure she on top for a "classic 69". lol
Blacksteel56 3
lol i wondered what the reason was for me never doing that position :P and here it is
Autumnazing 0
One word. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Definitely favoring this.
jrkarikas 0
you would still fart right next to her face and she would hear it.
RsJp 0
it's a sex position where basically u can give and get oral at the same time.
lyricjustice 0
that's fckn nasty y wud u do that??
LexieLovesLife 0
i lol'd.
fuck_this_shit_5 0
that was way to funny lol
My2864 1
wtf was she doing if you farted into her nose? or is your dick so small that her nose needs to be up in your ass just to deep throat? :/
x5xfmlx5x 0
I've done that position wit the guy on top not fun at all