pist off
Classy
Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jazthefish
United States
Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML
layout
United States
Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming, I looked up, only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house, and the heavy breeze was turning their piss into a refreshing mist for me. FML
Harry
United States
Hiking is fun
Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML
DudeManBro69
United States
Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML
deadgrass
Middletown, United States
Heavenly Shower
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
WetMorning
United States
How? Why?
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Anonymous
From a great height
Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML
TheMichaelNixon
United States
Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
misspriss
United States
Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML
Top comments
Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16
It's always better to be pissed off then to be pissed on. - stupid facts
Zekfen 17
Giving a new use of the term "Golden Shower"
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Akitakat 31
That should bring good luck or something.
Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16
It's always better to be pissed off then to be pissed on. - stupid facts
jkjorn 18
But in this case, he was both!
PorchKitty 16
Yes, because if you're pissed on, then you're also pissed off about getting pissed on. And that's just too much piss.
Christopher Martin 12
At least it wasn’t a #2
Madrias 36
That'd bring a whole new meaning to "Bombs Away!"
Zekfen 17
Giving a new use of the term "Golden Shower"
RichardPencil 32
No, that’s the old use.
Glowworm56 27
I guess when you got to go, you got to go!
RichardPencil 32
Either you’re very unlucky, or he’s got great aim and uncanny vector math skills!
Mr_Mole 24
Or it’s bull.
lukesick1 12
R rated version of "UP"
RichardPencil 32
Or “Rain Man.”
tonyfan00 38
Or "Heavy Rain"
rebeccabyram 15
He's the king of the skies and you're the pee-on
tonyfan00 38
If he was masturbating, would that qualify as "Raining Men"?
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Not his fault. He probably looked down and saw a pissant.