Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, my sister got her car insurance quote in the mail. You would think it would go way up after being charged with reckless driving. It went up $1 per month. My insurance went up $100 per month after I tapped someone's bumper a year ago. I wasn't even charged. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, my husband ran our car into a fence at work. He had to file an insurance claim, with a company we only just got with, and it's going to deplete the rest of our taxes. FML
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML
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Top comments
TheDrifter 24
The good ol' 50/50 split. She gets everything you have, you get everything you can afford from the duvorce forward, minus child support and alimony, while she never works again. Great system isn't it?
DocBastard 40
What's hers is hers, and what's yours is also hers. Take solace in the fact that she's no longer in your life.
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Comments (132)
hardonforjesus 10
Sorry OP, should have got a pre-nup!
taco_bender 12
Fo sho. Have to keep your stuff safe from crazy women.
ninjaboy18 6
Divorce is a sad thing..
TourettesGuyFTW 26
**** her!!!
deltoramastr 12
Sadly there Is always a way around a prenup, that is if the have children
felipe87 2
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.
alpaquette91 9
47: maybe where you are from! But where I'm from, a prenup protects what ever you want it to say... You decide with a lawyer before the marriage. Also 1: prenups are very overrated just like divorce! Not everyone believes in divorces so not everyone gets a prenup. Maybe OP thought that they would be together forever and in reality she turned out to be a lesbian. Who know the situation. It's not always the shortest quickest answer that is correct.
LightningCactus 12
39- He already got that covered.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
64- obviously he didn't do it right.
Jakesterk96 8
Lol, read this fml in a Japanese accent.
farhil 14
Why the **** would I do that?
Jakesterk96 8
The guy lives in japan and it's funny reading this FML like that.
TheDrifter 24
The good ol' 50/50 split. She gets everything you have, you get everything you can afford from the duvorce forward, minus child support and alimony, while she never works again. Great system isn't it?
sierra142 19
For men that cheat and abandon their wives it's brilliant. I speak from experience.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Sometimes it's the woman's fault... but she still gets everything. Cos she's a bitch, and the law is a bigger bitch.
Boydie47 2
This is so true
Thabb 0
26- uh, you realize the woman can do that too right? And they still get everything.
Ins_Knie 2
3: Amen!
lebronesque73091 12
71- Yeah, people don't seem to realize that women are sometimes the reason for the divorce. And they still get everything, smh.
silentbutfunny 0
Can i say.... "double standard"?
Pr0metheus 7
I would hope so.
ladyLALAA 29
Lucky us... Kidding!
Kaikohanakami 7
Im a girl and i have always hated that law. Why should sombody have to lose eveything because of some stupid marriage and divorce? Its a horrible double standard D:< the man and woman should be able to keep what he or she worked hard for >: peh!
narkui 10
That sucks. Sorry OP.
surfnshred 2
That sucks bro. Tell that bitch to pay the difference.
ElainaCutsYou 0
Bitch?
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Yes, I believe that is what they said.
ElainaCutsYou 0
Lil rude,
keyboo 0
I wouldn't pay the difference if I wasn't on the policy he may have a bad driving record you never know
Jaxx66 21
Why should she pay the difference? He got a lower rate for being married. If he never had gotten married it would have been higher anyway.
ElainaCutsYou 0
Wow. Judy, wow
ElainaCutsYou 0
*just
DontClickOnMe 28
I was gonna say.. who's Judy? Lol.
instnt1nfction 17
Judge Judy
KiddNYC1O 22
There's only one.
BlesstheSilence 11
You should find a way to by back at her. Like you could dog shit in her yard for every dollar she costs you. Maybe not that harsh just something since its coming out of your pocket anyway :P
BlesstheSilence 11
Sorry for the grammatical errors I'm on my iPod
KeyboardWarrior 10
Worst excuse ever. iPod has autocorrect, and even if it's not on it's called double checking. Not calling you out on the mistakes but that excuse was just awful.
BlesstheSilence 11
Wasn't an excuse.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Oh really? Then what was it?
BlesstheSilence 11
Well if your gonna be an ass about a simple mistake how the **** do I delete it?
vturbz91 0
Should have signed a prenuptial agreement
felipe87 2
To me a prenup is like expecting the marriage to fail.
mairelys 21
No, it's being realistic. Or you can not sign one and end up like this guy! ^^
cosmosis 12
But a prenup wont help in this situation. The insurance company is charging a higher premium because he is now divorced. Majority of insurers see single males a greater insurance risk than females. But because a female driver was listed on the policy the premium is lower. A prenup agreement will not cover differences in insurances. Only the division of what both parties own. Hope that makes sense to you all
DocBastard 40
What's hers is hers, and what's yours is also hers. Take solace in the fact that she's no longer in your life.
skyeyez9 25
I enlarged your profile pic. I was wondering if it is a patient of yours? If so, did he/she survive? That's a nasty head wound.
skyeyez9 25
Just read your blog for the first time.....which answered my above question.
redmonkey224539 9
And your house as well
obamathellama 0
Women....
EatnBeef 7
You can never underestimate the power of a woman. They're scary