Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Top comments
boatiebanter 0
"YDI for having bad teeth / not looking after your teeth" Really? The vast majority of people who have braces have them to correct something they could not possibly have any control over, like misaligned teeth or an over/underbite. Not looking after your teeth gives you cavities, not braces.
easlehc 0
ohh, devo!! I always mocked my friend saying that it was going to happen to her but I never did. poor you sorry xxx
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Comments (192)
Coccinelle_fml 15
#7 cause yeah, when you need braces, it's totally your fault.
tv3992 0
ewwww
boatiebanter 0
"YDI for having bad teeth / not looking after your teeth" Really? The vast majority of people who have braces have them to correct something they could not possibly have any control over, like misaligned teeth or an over/underbite. Not looking after your teeth gives you cavities, not braces.
EmoCookiee 0
Wow, you get braces for BENT teeth or overbite. Not cavities stupid commenters.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Haha, I know right.
amandalovee 0
lol, wow people should think before they comment , agree with ^
beffburger 0
actually, braces are to correct squint or misplaced teeth, which no amount of brushing or flossing will change
jadedwaitress 0
21 if you read the previous comments (or read the fml and had a logical train of thought) you would realize that in this case "bad teeth" is in reference to teeth that need braces. The skinny dude said somewhere up there "ydi for having bad teeth" hence the war. Before you jump into an argument calling people retarded, maybe you should try figuring out what's going on first.
H0llyw00dWh0r3 0
21, sounds like YOU'RE the retard. I have braces, & it's not because I "don't look after my teeth". I brush twice a day, mouthwash after meals & I used to floss, before I got the braces, but no amount of that will EVER stop me from having braces. My back teeth weren't properly aligned, hence why it was suggested I get braces. So unless you know what you're talking about, I suggest you shut your mouth. Keep your ignorance to yourself, & leave it to people who actually KNOW something about it.
hulagirl1217 0
Aww crap... I hope this doesn't happen to me. I've got braces. o_O
tatiianah17 0
me too
RedPillSucks 33
It could have been worse. They could have been doing 69 with each other and both got stuck. Not sure whether the sneeze would have been fun or painful, though.
wacuman 0
With you both having braces I'm gonna say you're 8-12 yrs old. Get over it. Life will continue.
RedPillSucks 33
There are plenty of adults with braces.
ibanez370 0
i had braces from 14 to 17 .. you cant get braces unless u lose all of your baby teeth which is an average age of 13 :D
Feliciadork 0
I'm 15 and I have braces You're stupid Even my 40 year old lady teacher had braces when I was in her class Ignorant filthy clown baby
AshesNicole623 17
I'm 23 and had braces last year.