Today, my best friend of 10 years blocked me for no reason. When I went to her house to ask why she did it and apologize for whatever it was, she told me to kill myself and slammed the door. I still don't know what I did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Weird assumption
Today, my best friend has blocked or ghosted me on everything. Why? She showed me her plan for getting her life back on track. I pointed out that her creepy, controlling boyfriend would never allow her to do any of it. Somehow, she took that to mean that I'm in love with her, and that I'm trying to break them up on purpose. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
BFF
Today, my best friend, who I speak to pretty much all day, every single day, started dating someone and blocked and ghosted me. I guess my only close friend wasn't such a good friend after all. FML
We need to know more!
Today, I lost the best girl that I’ve ever met, she blocked me on every social media and I don't know why, she wrote to me every day, and suddenly I got blocked. Her birthday is in one month, I had the best present and I can't even change or return it. FML
Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML
Friends for life
Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML
The One
Today, the 'one who got away' came back into my life. A day after both of us expressing our love for each other, she blocked me in every way for no reason. I really have no idea what I did. I want to say I’m done with her completely but I know I’m just lying to myself. Man this sucks either way. FML
Hang in there, man
Today, my best friend of five years left cause I “followed them” and that made me depressed, then I couldn’t go outside or to class anymore cause I was too depressed, then my girlfriend, whom I was going to marry, left me because, you guessed it, I was too depressed. Now I’m in a mental hospital for trying to kill myself. FML
Time for a block of your own
Today, an old friend unblocked me. Two years ago, she blocked me with no explanation. I got a notification saying she followed me on Instagram. I asked a mutual friend, and they said, "Oh yeah, she broke up with her partner. I guess she’s going through it." So, she unblocked me because she’s lonely. FML
Thief!
Today, my mom blocked me on everything, kicked me out of her house, and declared that I'm "dead to her." Why? She ordered a package, but it never came. I’m still trying to process how that could possibly be my fault. FML
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user53658 15
Ah, the old classic; 'if you don't know why I'm mad at you, I'm sure not gonna tell you'...
Chadpitalism 5
Be there for her? If their friend was dumb enough to sound so cold over something they didn't bother to confront OP about beforehand, they do not deserve support lol.
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chris_lillo 15
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The only thing you can do right now is just be there for her. Who knows what someone may have told her or etc. The good thing is you guys have been best friends for 10 years and I'm sure you can get past this. Be patient, you don't know the full story.
DraftHail614 17
You're the "glass is half full" kind of guy aren't you?
chris_lillo 15
Nah I just feel like we don't know the whole story. It seems unlikely that someone would randomly hate their best friend of 10 years for no reason, but then again this is FML
Huldan MeGroyn 13
**** that shit. Someone says "kill yourself" and your response is to still be the perfusion they can rely on? Nah. You don't deserve me at that point
Huldan MeGroyn 13
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chris_lillo 15
For most situations I would agree but I consider my really close friends as family and am willing to give them benefit of the doubt
Chadpitalism 5
Be there for her? If their friend was dumb enough to sound so cold over something they didn't bother to confront OP about beforehand, they do not deserve support lol.
user53658 15
Ah, the old classic; 'if you don't know why I'm mad at you, I'm sure not gonna tell you'...
Dave_Davington 34
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Just goes to show, stereotypes exist for a reason.
darkenedone 27
What?
Mungolikecandy 19
Did someone comment on the wrong FML?
Dave_Davington 34
I am of course referring to the old irrational, hysterical female stereotype. I thought that one was rather on the nose, personally, but I guess I'm more subtle than I give myself credit for.
Nadine 21
Or, that's not an appropriate or clever thing to say and no one knew what you were talking about
RichardPencil 32
Don’t kill yourself. Sure, she might be impressed by your grand gesture, you won’t be around to garner the benefits. Got it?
interesting33 37
sorry but regardless of the reason telling you to kill yourself is so over the line. so unbelievably out of order. Take care OP. forgive but be careful with her.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
I don’t know my friends and I say it all the time to each other
interesting33 37
if it is in a joking context then you have to make that judgment call, bearing in mind people's mental state too. But in this case it was not said as a joke, although the 'friend' probably didn't mean it, it was not a joke.
John Nemeth 14
I hope it’s not something like you wouldn’t pay her twenty dollars an hour to help you get better at fortnite because that’s just a piss poor reason to be angry. But if you did something like I don’t know. Slept with her boyfriend that lives in another country or spread a terrible rumor such as her getting a foreign object stuck in her ******. Then maybe I could see where she’s coming from.
DragonMaiden7 15
Um, I don’t think you’re the one who needs to be apologizing OP. Either she became bipolar overnight, there is a lot more to the story than we know, or someone is telling lies about you.
Celestyna 16
I’m pretty sure I saw this fml the other day. :/
Cali 57
Is there a chance you saw it in moderation or in the 'Nearly FML' section? If not, and you find the original again, send me a screenshot. We try not to double-up too often but there are so many FMLs now it's impossible to remember them all!
Mathalamus 25
Sounds like a typical Tuesday for me. My advice, just avoid the person. Nothing else you can do.
joeyl1990 28
Maybe shes been in love with you and got fed up with you not being into her.