Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Feliciadork
Miss 29 years-old In a relationship
anonymous
United States
greeneyedpothead
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Hanford, United States
Panic on the streets of Hanford
Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML
anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML