Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name isn't Kate. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML
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Top comments
mattyiscool123 26
I don't think you're a dumbass for not knowing her middle name. But for saying "doing the dirty"
booboom 18
It's weird that she wanted you to say her entire name.
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Comments (33)
mattyiscool123 26
I don't think you're a dumbass for not knowing her middle name. But for saying "doing the dirty"
Tripartita 45
I've been studying the FMLs from the past few days, and if my calculations are correct, you could've saved face by shouting "NEBULA" in place of her middle name.
booboom 18
It's weird that she wanted you to say her entire name.
xx000o 27
She was just presizing the wedding ring.
TheHarvardian 25
Yeah, that seemed kind of weird to me too.
TheHarvardian 25
Yeah, that seemed kind of weird to me too.
Waxman_ 6
has a fetish of being in trouble with her parents?
heheheitsme 5
Honestly, I'd say it depends on how long of a relationship the 2 of you have been in. If it's been 2 months and you forgot her middle name, understandable. However, if it's been closer to say 2 years...it would indeed be awkward.
clair_brodie 35
I dated a guy for three years who still could not remember how to spell my name.
Demon_of_Light 27
It matters less how long they've been dating and more how often her middle name comes up. If I was dating someone for two years and I only mentioned my middle name once in the "get to know you" phase at the very beginning, I would understand if he forgot.
jcash52426 5
Why do you have to say her full name, your having sex not getting married. Wait was their a priest under the blankets with you 2?
clair_brodie 35
Tell her you were so turned on you couldn't remember your OWN name let alone hers.
Saffron Mason 7
The perfect response!
SteveBassist 20
Problem solved!
maritime1992 5
She sounds full of herself. Who does she think she is? Beyonce?
Goblin182 27
The only people that ever used all 3 of my names were my parents when they were made at me. Daddy issues?
Goblin182 27
The only people that ever used all 3 of my names were my parents when they were made at me. Daddy issues?
jcash52426 5
He should have said it in James Earl Jones voice.