Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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clairboisson 19
Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".
vreid 20
Time to file an office divorce and take half his money
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Comments (55)
thatbeastjake 5
Raw!
Jak0p 25
wow, creepy. but is he cool anyway?
clairboisson 19
Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".
Cortezthe1st 23
Then everyone will think that OP is in a relationship with her dad.
clairboisson 19
Which will make the accusation of them dating be outrageous and that guy will probably deny any involvement with OP
giantsfan2010 23
Won't work if they're different races
Smooth_Criminal 24
you've never heard of adoption?
marcus369 9
16: you're dumb
JKPwnage 27
you're*
ThuNDeY 23
As in you're illiterate
vreid 20
Time to file an office divorce and take half his money
False_Stupidity 42
Brilliant way to turn the tables! =)
MrsMsorMiss 2
Haha, I should have done that!
ShadoeAcurus 16
That is really creepy. I'd suggest telling your boss
pugpuggy 21
Divorce that ************!
Boeneman 3
i dont know what is worse the fml or the peanut group
corporatescoundr 25
You mean the peanut gallery?
MDoremis 38
Uhm... That got awkward quickly. I'd have a chat with your boss about that.
Wolfparable 22
That's really creepy I'd say tell everyone he's lying and if he does something else like that report him to HR
sstahpp 33
Take all of his shit and show him what marriage is all about.