Today, I learned the venue owner and producer for the musical I'm in is under criminal investigation. What for? Three separate sexual assault incidents and putting cameras in our dressing rooms. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the guy I've been anonymously sexting with through an adult website is the seriously creepy stalker-ish front desk worker from our office building, who also happens to be the building owner's son. Shit. FML
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
Today, I was working at a restaurant when my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out. So I did. Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager. FML
Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
Today, I came home to an orgy in my room. It appears that my parents have been renting our house out to porn studios. FML
Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML
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Top comments
Glowworm56 27
Ah, Drama the musical!
Elizabeth Burley 22
Talk about a real creep! I hope a camera wasnt in any of the dressing rooms you were in! Eww. ?
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Comments (17)
Obelisketic 9
dang
Elizabeth Burley 22
Talk about a real creep! I hope a camera wasnt in any of the dressing rooms you were in! Eww. ?
ArbiterOfFML 24
Read what the FML said once more and the truth will be revealed.
softboi 9
Yeah I'm an actor too and unfortunately this type of stuff happens more often than you think
RichardPencil 32
Just consider it extra stage time/on-camera time.
Nats4444 11
Trump?
Etweens96 25
1. Look for cameras 2. If you used the dressing rooms at anytime, sue the jerk. 3. Punch him in the nads.
Etweens96 25
And 4. Quit the musical. It's not worth it anymore.
Glowworm56 27
Ah, Drama the musical!
weeman66 3
tell em to give me the link
CantTouchThat 29
Now the police will have to review all of the footage to make sure it's credible. Sorry OP.. You can only hope that the owner hasn't uploaded any of it..
tonyfan00 38
If I were you, I'd ask for a copy of the tape that recorded you while you were in there. ;)