drpepperking10
United States
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jarryd
Australia
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Tytonic
Havertown, United States
First dates
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
Anonymous
Ellicott City, United States
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Mojo
United Kingdom
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
ricard0
Petaluma, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
You'd better stop kissing her, or she'll be incapable of eating solid food before you know it.
niftyismybitch 21
Thirty one times more to go and you'll start getting the most awesome ********...
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Comments (91)
SomeRandomUser 19
I think you're doing it wrong.
Cebolamole 13
Is she losing her baby teeth?
Le_ponderer 14
What is she? Some sort of tooth-shedding mutant? Guess your next date is at the dentist.
CamBamShamDaMan 26
How old are you?
Bearsmomma 30
oh!...Ugh...Fuuuuuuhh, I gagged. I actually gagged at that thought! Sorry OP. FYL for real.
frankmz 17
OP's crush might have had an accident at her young age and either chipped or broke that tooth off. Many of us have seen it when people do unsafe things and get badly injured or loose a tooth or teeth. She must have had one of those clip on teeth which don't hold on too well. And a dental implant might be expensive for the girls parents. I don't think this girl is of an older age because older people don't refer to people they like as a "crush." I hope OP is mature and can see past that tooth incident since the girl is his crush.
Dale_shackleford 13
Or maybe they are like 11 and she still has some baby teeth.
moodyreallyrocks 27
I'd want to make sure that the rest of the teeth are real!!
Knittedbirch 8
Okay, awkward, but if you guys like each other and make it work, just think about the killer "how-we-hooked-up" story you'll have.
Rubly 10
"Age is just a number" I hope you're not that kinda guy
l3b4s1 8
Gross lol why do i read fml while eating..