drpepperking10
United States
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jarryd
Australia
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Tytonic
Havertown, United States
First dates
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
Anonymous
Ellicott City, United States
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Mojo
United Kingdom
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
ricard0
Petaluma, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
You'd better stop kissing her, or she'll be incapable of eating solid food before you know it.
niftyismybitch 21
Thirty one times more to go and you'll start getting the most awesome ********...
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Comments (91)
Dave_Davington 34
Who else besides 12 year olds refers to their desired mate as their "crush"?
spicyburrito 18
Your tongue game must be real strong
TheNewGuy03 29
Apparently, you're either very low or very high on the age spectrum. My guess is the former. How is grammar school working out for you guys?
kloring1 15
We definitely need a follow up from OP. There are a variety of reasons why her tooth could have fallen out, so let's not all go jumping to conclusions. I'm very sorry you were in that uncomfortable situation OP!
brenton490 19
Is this like those kinky things of getting their gum but a bit more creepy?
Gastondeluxe 15
How old is your crush?
blahhhhhhh85 9
meth .... not even once
vikky538 29
Or 73
drpepperking10 18
Well this is my first follow up so I hope I do good so here it goes. We are both 16 and the reason she lost a tooth was because she still has baby teeth (I learned this after that kiss) and she still has 1 tooth to go.
ericanicole1 12
So is she like 90 or are you a very good kisser or does she have severe tooth rot
drpepperking10 18
Look at the follow up