Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
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Top comments
awildwhisper 30
Stop using bricks as mouth gags.
laowang 13
How hard?!!
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Comments (8)
laowang 13
How hard?!!
CantTouchThat 29
That's what he said
Cali 57
...on what exactly?
8313girl 28
You got her with the line "Its ok, I don't bite." Then you bit her anyway. Shame!
Elisabethandrine 29
"Doesn't matter, had sex?"
Cali 57
I will never stop loving that song.
awildwhisper 30
Stop using bricks as mouth gags.
species4872 20
All pro's wear mouth guards.
newbiemalestr8 27
way to go, adding acrobatics to the bedroom, but everyone knows you need to use a safety net when you first start out. Oh, and be sure the trapeze is bolted into a ceiling joist
wickedgetz 30
need to know how this happened. ... follow up please OP
RockPrincess26 16
What the **** are you doing that makes you chip a tooth during sex?!
NisaSayshi 24
Well, that's liking it rough next level.