Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
First dates
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
You'd better stop kissing her, or she'll be incapable of eating solid food before you know it.
niftyismybitch 21
Thirty one times more to go and you'll start getting the most awesome ********...
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Comments (91)
TheGamingGamer 28
Give her your dentist's card.
Irene_19 14
They left out the part where blood was everywhere afterwards. (Moderated it) Though really surprised she kissed OP with a loose tooth. FHL as well
fuxtix 17
kinda horny....?
benz1369 8
well that's just disgusting.
SirSweggins 9
RIP
crushcrusher 33
atleast you get to kiss your crush.
LFkBear 6
I feel bad for both of you. It's totally gross for you. Totally embarrassing for her. If you really like each other, it can only get better from here.
zaidthunder1 27
How old is your crush?
zaidthunder1 27
Was it the wisdom tooth?
LyricaSilvan 30
Wisdom teeth usually don't just fall out. There's a surgery for that for a reason.
ztodaro 25
#37 You don't have to be a dick about it
KnockoutBlox 13
I feel bad for her... I bet she was humiliated