drpepperking10
United States
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jarryd
Australia
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Tytonic
Havertown, United States
First dates
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
Anonymous
Ellicott City, United States
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Mojo
United Kingdom
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
ricard0
Petaluma, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
You'd better stop kissing her, or she'll be incapable of eating solid food before you know it.
niftyismybitch 21
Thirty one times more to go and you'll start getting the most awesome ********...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (91)
mcruff 12
Ahhh j remember kissing on the playground too, fond memories
facehit 4
her tooth could have fallen out because it was a baby tooth, with no adult tooth under it. I had one till I was 23 then it fell out.
TheEpicKitten 20
More like **** her life
inappropes 31
Be careful of methheads man.
seichan 7
Holy shit, how old are you guys? ?
goream2013 6
When my brother was around 10 he was playing basketball, the ball rebounded, and hit him in the face knocking his front tooth out. He's had a fake tooth there ever since. When he was still young and didn't know how careful he had to be with it, it would fall out all the time. Now though he's gotten a new one that's been implanted, it's hard to tell it's fake except it's a few shades whiter than the rest lol
JohnnyCakez 3
If her age is on the clock, she's too young for the ****
JDonly 8
She needs to stop methin around.
indiependence 8
... Are y'all like 11?
Tannasgh 22
Meth, not even once