drpepperking10
United States
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jarryd
Australia
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Tytonic
Havertown, United States
First dates
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
Anonymous
Ellicott City, United States
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Mojo
United Kingdom
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
ricard0
Petaluma, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
You'd better stop kissing her, or she'll be incapable of eating solid food before you know it.
niftyismybitch 21
Thirty one times more to go and you'll start getting the most awesome ********...
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Comments (91)
SiraSiemens 21
oh no how come her tooth was loose? a friend of mine had an accident and they just put his tooth back in and secured it somehow. it more than once flew out of his mouth during PE in highschool xD
Arase7 5
Oooooooh that's kind of kinky OP.
tintarroja 31
This made me cringe badly... A follow up is needed!!!
Erbtosis 10
How old are you and your crush?
Erbtosis 10
Never mind, just saw the follow up!
fictionaldiary 11
Maybe you shouldn't be kissing five-year-old girls?
SoicyBoi420 8
I think there's a bigger problem there than it falling in your mouth.
rayjax 0
not sure if too young or too old but either sounds weird lmao
paskievitchjack 23
That's what you get for picking up chicks from the methadone clinic