Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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Comments (480)
SaintJimmy21 19
ydi, what would you say if she went through your **** and called you a freak?
The_9th_Doctor 18
and you call yourself a parent. so what if she likes it. you have no reason to call her a freak. it's parents like you that make kids want to do stupid shit and act out. I don't even know you and even I wished you hadn't conceived. you don't deserve to be a parent.
technolove 7
imagine how grossed out she was when she heard her mom and dad *******...
sammyjo06 14
Oh, please. She's 16. She's going to be horny. You completely deserve it for snooping around. Unless you have reason to believe your daughter might be harming herself (physically, with drugs, etc.), you should stay out of her business. At her age, I, too, was reading erotic stories and having fantasies like that...It's normal. That's what you get for being nosy.
6demon6spawn6 12
yikes
fantasyworld 39
I can't decide if this is a FML or YDI (for snooping through her laptop).
Mental_1456 26
You are disgusting for snooping.
xSTx 5
She's 16, op, sexual maturity is upon her and everybody has urges. Even if it is Edward and Jacob, be glad she's not whoring around. Calling your own child a freak speaks volumes about the kind of parent you are. Fraknkly, you should be the one ashamed.
MSDemonslayer 5
YDI. HOW CAN YOU LET HER WATCH THAT DISGUSTING THING THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL A FILM BECAUSE IT'S TOO HORRIBLE?!?! SHAME ON YOU!
mylifefails101 9
That, my friend, is what you call fanfiction