Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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Comments (480)
Solano2580 24
....DELETE IT ALL!
AvengingAngelx 20
Moral of the story: don't be up her ass. My guess is she got it off the internet, changed a few things around, and saved it on there to freak you out.
shelbylynn1 9
So glad I didn't get into twighlight like most girls.
Starham1 14
She is too far gone. You need to put her out of her misery.
elenasalvatore_fml 2
Welcome to the world of fanfictions (there are tons of them)
jokersmile13 10
She could've picked a worse fandom to be in. Also if it was well written you should be proud.
teacupofsunshine 29
she's young and expressing a fantasy In her head where she didn't expect it to be read by anyone else.maybe she just likes to write different fantasies where she's the main character. Let's hope ! It's probly nothing to worry about kids get curious young and know more than you think,
rinzlerkitty94 31
That'll teach you to not respect her privacy.
Sulphuric_Glue 16
Twilight is awful and terrible in every way but everyone has the right to have whatever fantasy they want. OP also specifically said it was his *daughter's* laptop which not only makes it an invasion of privacy, it is also technically illegal. Fully deserved it.
Furcorn_57 17
YDI for snooping. I understand that you're freaked out, but still. YDI. Today, I found out that my mother/father found my sex story on my laptop. FML