Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
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ShelbyyCakess 0
strict patents. fyl OP
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
but you could go home drunk and they might think you were having an attack :)
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Comments (215)
ShelbyyCakess 0
strict patents. fyl OP
HugoBosss_fml 0
Don't worry U2 knows when things go vertigo.
unvmesucka 0
Damn, I didn't know you can patent that. Build a brick wall overnight at your parents doorway.
princessRiRi97 0
Thats a little harsh, the door?? They probably want to see you naked when you change clothes.
imacreeper 3
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
whiskuit 0
"LOL"?
MrFlintstone 5
how do you change without ur door
Epilepsy_fml 0
Well Mr.Flinstone I have personally never once used my door in the process of changing... I never thought it was necessary...
dyble95 0
wow that sucks. it's weird how growing up I actually thought my parent were strict when really the worst rare punishment I got was to go to my room. it seems like parents always take either end of the spectrum now days. their either so harsh that they just come off as mean and over the top or they just let there kids do what ever the **** they want. personally I don't think either of those approaches are good.
poochpod 0
TMI
YacL 15
No, 33, don't go there again. We all know what will happen.
bamxitsxandreaa 8
hahaha #10 nice connection(:
bbucaro98 0
thats called a pun ^
victimization 0
sounds an awful lot like freaky froday
JacksonCampbell 9
Who confiscates a door?
LilSideTwerk 0
seriously Right?!
bishoprsv2 0
Yeah let's take away his door! That'll teach him!
noobopolis 0
dumb ass kid for not showing his parents his brearh or somerhing t o prove he wasnt drunk
indiansfreakx41 4
I literally cannot believe this. I thought I was the only person who lost their door as a punishment! at least I don't feel so alone anymore. haha. hope you get it back soon because that sucks big time.
bamxitsxandreaa 8
#96..no shit Sherlock...read between the lines. >____<
TeagaaanBee 0
OP - my parents have taken my door off.. they got the idea off dr phil. 'nuff said :/
Pinkbun17 9
That's a stupid and ****** up punishment, what is someone sees you freaking naked?!
GuyMcGee 0
124, door confiscaters
bigburtha 0
just sleep in the bathroom
flockz 20
or just take the door off the bathroom and make it your bedroom door. then everyone has to suffers.
bigburtha 0
haha yes:)
MikalaHart 4
Wow... that really sucks.
Zapzip2013 0
Sucks man. My brother has the sane problem...
caester9 0
don't feel bad, I don't have a door to my room either!!
Jacksparrow72 21
That sucks bud.
xSonic 9
Atleast she had her computer! :)
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
but you could go home drunk and they might think you were having an attack :)
Epilepsy_fml 0
Having chronic vertigo issues could've saved me a shit ton of trouble then...
futtbuck101 1
Chronic vertigo wouldn't save you from epilepsy.
Neorecon19 18
wow. Ignorance at it's peak.
sheethapins 13
What the hell are you talking about jesse?
MikalaHart 4
The kind that find privacy as a privilege... it's pretty ridiculous in my eyes
IndigoFuckYou 9
my parents -.- trust me, losing your door sucks.
magentaballoon15 8
mine do:( they see privacyas a priviledge...you see, I do stuff like not doing my homework fast enough or taking too long to get ready and BAM, no door
tamoodielovesmar 1
i know, privacy isnt a priveledge (in some cases it is) really its a needed thing. its like taking a shower with everyone watching
taylorisrandom4 0
yeahh thts gross but sone ppl do it
demonchick 0
honestly that not a fml my mom takes my door away all the time omg! it's just a door u still got a bed? so stop bitching. sorry if that's rude.
1215116a 14
But the point is he didn't do anything and they still took everything and don't believe him. And how would 'stop bitching' not be took rude?!
boatkicker 5
(This was for demonchick. Apparently there is a bug in the comments again) Sorry "IF" that's rude? How about "Sorry, that WAS rude." Anyways, regardless of the punishment, it absolutely sucks getting in trouble for something you didn't do.
1215116a 14
Sorry! was trying to reply to someone else but my iPhone screwed up -_-
demonchick 0
ok? still he made it seem like taking the door Was a huge thing when it's not OMG A DOOR! do you kno most people don't even have homes or rooms? I knew it was rude sorry if that was rude was apologizing!
sheethapins 13
Stupid iPhone madness...
demonchick 0
tell me about it apps suck on here now
FueledByJordan 2
okay let your parents take away your door and see how much you like it.
dyble95 0
I definitely have to agree with u 36.
dyble95 0
above two comments disappeared by the mods I guess. nvm that part.
MrXerxes5 6
I too suffer from chronic vertigo. except it's only after i smoke. weird huh?
jamie72596 9
Maybe uhh...stop smoking? ;)
WallyTheWombat 0
Simple solution, my friend, don't smoke. It's a bad habit anyway.
whisperingeye13 0
keep smoking don't listen to these boners
dyble95 0
it's really ops choice what he does with his body. if he wants to damage it he can go ahead. do you walk up to fat people eating mc Donaldson and tell them to stop because it's bad for them?
dyble95 0
as for 67 I'm just going to say your kind of an idiot encouraging somebody to smoke. not that what the three of you guys say on fml will actually have an effect on this guys choices lol.
A7X_LoVeee 10
McDonaldson huh? I've never heard of that. Is it good?
dyble95 0
lol Mcdonalds*
xxchrisxx18 0
or maybe check to make sure that what you're smoking are cigarettes
CAPTmok 7
Whoa!!! parents remove doors??? Harsh
jerilyn333a 0
my dad would whenever my brother would sneak out
nadhirah 4
how do u take a door??
Poopolicious 5
they don't want you doing naughty stuff in there too ... ya know :S .... in your drunk state
caaklove 0
114, please tell me you're joking. you can't possibly think it's difficult or even impossible to take a door off of it's hinges.
psychokitty1622 0
The parents in Freaky Friday did!
igotnolegs 1
#114 Not how do you take a door, WHY DO YOU TAKE A DOOR?
LoveTheObsession 5
I was just thinking that!!
kyliebear 15
I don't get this, why do parents take their kid's doors away?
kirbydumas 10
My darling mommy took away my door for over a year
flockz 20
you should take a dump on their bed.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
lol
dgr8ing 0
WIN maybe...
flockz 20
why maybe?
SwaggerMelon 6
Maybe because the parents could shit on OP's bed
eckawecka 3
good idea :)
skrillexen 0
ive done that before when my mom told me i couldnt have a popsicle when i was 5,because i was sent home by biting a student and throwing him down stairs! i was a bad child...