Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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RighteousDiego 0
You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.
Luckster 0
Awww...they really love you. Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D
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Comments (129)
Cormophyte 0
Make a grab for that money, don't let them squander your truck cash!
thenextbigthing 0
Woww....whattheheck.
Ana_Aryani 0
haha good to know they care :D.... :|
Tim3 0
its your money now don't let them do that
jessxoxo28 5
well, i hope u feel better and ur parents r assholes
heyyou1203 0
how did u get hit by a truck and only have "minor injuries"?? I've never been hit by a vehicle, but I would think that it would hurt a lot more. Also, trucks are rather large. Even if you're in the crosswalk, did you not see it coming right at you yet you still decided not to move out of it's path? A crosswalk doesn't have a protective shield around it. YDI b/c your parents probably realize you're too stupid to need the $ for college
xerao 0
#51, he or she could have been clipped by it. I know that some drivers are impatient as shit to make a right while there are people in the crosswalk.
Clutch118 0
I'd ******* beat them up. Douchebags.
floresntadolecnt 0
Why do most of these comment boards turn into bashing americans? Shut the **** up already. What makes you any different? Americans are fat, so what? Let them deal with it and stop being pretentious asswipes.
floresntadolecnt 0
Why do most of these comment boards turn into bashing americans? What makes you any different? You're all a different species or something? The whole world's shit, not just americans.