Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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RighteousDiego 0
You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.
Luckster 0
Awww...they really love you. Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D
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Comments (129)
wo0dstock 0
Ignorant parents? Insurance Money? Las Vegas? You must be American. FYL.
bungirl12 0
Thats sucks, u should do the same thing to them, when they have a problem
Vasir 2
What the **** is wrong with #7
Figureskater_15 0
because you were injured, at least SOME of the money should be given to you to spend whatever you wish to spend it on.
PollySighDevil 0
I don't understand why some of you are making the assumption that the insurance company that is paying out is the parents... that makes no sense, it's obviously the driver of the truck whose insurance is liable and therefore the OP is the only one entitled to any settlement...
myfairyoshi_fml 0
lol #7 Also that must suck... not only did they decide to go Vegas, they also told you it was their second honeymoon, so i wonder what their gonna do there. LOL if they come back with a little sibling for you XD
PollySighDevil 0
It wouldn't matter if the OP was completely uninsured, the driver of the truck is legally responsible for all damages incurred... you don't need insurance to cross the street
youknowit2 0
I'm fairly certain your parents were just kidding, trying to make light of the mood. I know my parents would have done the exact same thing, and I'm very loved. If they seriously were going to use the money for something for themselves, they would have kept it from you. They were probably just worried, then relieved, and were trying to make jokes to cover their own feelings of anxiety over the whole situations. Its what parents do. Sorry about you getting hit, but you probably knew darn well they were kidding. FYL for the accident, YDI for believing your parents when they were joking.
jj732 0
dude, they should use that money to buy you a car so you don't get hit again walking to school :p
Vasir 2
43 - You dont know op, you cant really say his parents are joking for sure