Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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extremereviews 26
Texas state law, vehicles must yield to pedestrians
xx000o 27
It will be interesting to see if she uses this excuse in court.
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Comments (30)
Hefri123 19
Kill her
extremereviews 26
Texas state law, vehicles must yield to pedestrians
tibtak_fml 10
Sue and you will get your tuitions paid!
Sammeydw 22
Most states have laws similar to this. And if I remember correctly in all states it is a felony to hit someone in a crosswalk.
species4872 20
She didn't say she was at a pedestrian crossing. hell, she didn't even say in was on the road. Could have been in the car park for all we know.
mariri9206 32
14, pedestrians still have the right of way. It's common knowledge to yield to pedestrians.
species4872 20
#14 Really? In Australia cars only have to give way for pedestrians at marked crossings, (zebra crossing or traffic lights), or in shared zones, ( A shared zone is a Car park or similar area ). So, if you were driving down the road where there is no crossing and someone stepped off the kerb in front of you and you hit them it's the pedestrian who's at fault not the driver. In my previous comment, #14, It was not my intention to suggest that OP was in the wrong, far from it.
soulreaper12296 28
#22, in the US if that occurred both parties would actually be fault. The driver would still get a ticket for hitting someone (for not paying attention to their surroundings (which they're supposed to do)); and the pedestrian would also get a ticket for jaywalking (crossing in a section of road where there is no marked crossing section).
malinarenae 16
Actually, this happened in a parking lot, so, not jaywalking.
hpandher 16
A few days ago someone hit me with a car, just to get me out of its way.
cootiequeen4444 11
maybe you should write your own fml instead of hijacking another's? Or at least you could have added a few more sentence. like adding "Some drivers are just real impatient asshole it seems. So I feel you your pain OP. Both figuratively and literally perhaps". Without something like that added, people might think you are just trying to get attention to yourself and this FML is OP'S time to shine, not yours. Heck, maybe you are an attention where for all I know? I'm personally just giving you the benefit of the doubt because getting hit by a car is in my top 10 list of things I DON'T want to do in my lifetime. I mean isn't unheard of after getting hit. So attention where or not, I feel some sympathy. Or at the very least you got a gut I instinct sympathy cringe.
Bearsmomma 30
The typo of "*****" made me giggle-idk why it was funny to me unless it was you "setting someone straight" and ******* up. I nearly spit my coffee when I got to the second one. Lmao. Thanks for the laugh.
xx000o 27
It will be interesting to see if she uses this excuse in court.
rengoonhoo 4
Drug crazy
Bazilzebub 4
Similar thing happened to me once. I stopped for a car at a crosswalk (this is on a college campus so if you don't stop your asking to get hit). The car then stopped so I went, as I was in front of the damn thing a kid on the other side of the street waved the car on and it hit me.
hellobobismyname 24
Something similar happened to me in my school. I was walking along the sidewalk and was about to cross the exit of our parking lot. I saw a car trying to exit, so I stopped to let him through. He waved for me to pass, so I did. As soon as I was in front of his car, he hit me with it. Then he pretended he didn't notice me when I went to his window asking wtf. He was like "Oh my God! Are you okay? Oh my I didn't see you there!" with this super fake tone of voice. I had no idea why he did that.. He didnt apologize either. Now I sometimes get paranoid about cars that let me cross lol
bobflugg 6
cuz she a woman driver. thats y
pungij 7
Sorry to hear OP, hope you are okay
jbivens1992 17
What a bitch! I sincerely hope you got her information and plan to file a report if not a lawsuit.
xxDeeStar 27
Hope you wrote down her plate number and reported it. Don't let this go! This person needs to be off the roads immediately.