Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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RighteousDiego 0
You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.
Luckster 0
Awww...they really love you. Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D
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ladycoyote 0
I don't know where you live, but in many states, that money will be put into a trust for YOU until you turn 18. It will be in your name, and no one will be allowed to touch it until then. But like I said, I believe it depends on the state in which you live.
mogan_fml 0
please to be encouraging that trip? we need the money here in good ol' slots vegas. :DD
nodbor 11
They hired the hit on you and you where not supose to live. This is because they put a life insurance policy on your ass. So they figure it is the least you could do for them.
supergrace 0
wow thats fcked up
KRD727 0
Every birthday and Christmas, and whatever other gift-giving holidays there are out there, you can just remind them of Vegas. By the time they're dead, I'll be you will have actually *saved* money this way.
hawkloverr 0
Uh, isn't that YOUR money?
Bertrandberticus 0
So, #79, if you had a child, your would use their getting hit by a truck as an opportunity to go to vegas and not feel morally compromised by doing so? That's ****** up, and I, also, want you never to have kids.
screwthisasdfjkl 0
you know what you should do? throw a huge huge huge huge party while there gone. better yet throw like 6.
Scope_fml 0
epic parenting fail
Candlejack 0
Look at the bright side maybe you will get a new brother/sister.