Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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RighteousDiego 0
You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.
Luckster 0
Awww...they really love you. Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D
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Dukedj 0
I think he deserves the money for getting plowed by a truck. For his parents to want to take the money that he earned yet is not rightfully his, and spend it on a vacation suite in Las Vegas is just wrong. I would hope that my parents wouldn't do that to me if I got hit by a car, or was injured in any way for that matter.
awsnapitsrachel 0
your parents suck. you should be getting that money not them. i'd be so pissed. /:
juicyfruit23 0
so you had minor injuries i would be deciding how to spend the money too. haha. but if i were you i'd just be pissed cuz you don't get any of the money. and just cuz you were in a crosswalk doesn't mean its the drivers fault i bet you walked out without even looking
Megan_515 0
It's not his money to spend. It's the parents' responsibility to pay the hospital bills with that money and that's it! He doesn't pay for the insurance, he has no claim to any money left over. Turning your kids injury into a vacation is tacky, but OP would have no right to say the money is theirs.
deathproof_fml 0
Holy shit your parents are *****. Don't ever do anything for them again. And #76 is one of those morons who clicks YDI on every single one.
wbrycem 0
34 - it may not have been his fault. The truck might have been turning or something, across traffic, and even if the person was on the crosswalk, the truck driver might not have seen them. I've been in both spots, I almost hit someone and I almost got hit. Except the person who almost hit me was retarded, and honked their horn at me for crossing the street when I had the walk signal. When I almost hit someone, my windshield was covered in dust and the sun was glaring off of it and I could barely see shit. So it's not always the OP's fault.
Shoopman 0
You should ask for some of the money, buy a shotgun, and shoot them both in the face for being douchebags.
sofakinggood 0
i would get so much ****** beer wit that money
fmlfmlfml15 0
FYL to the extreeeeeeeeeemmmmmmeeee
phoenixgrl321 0
yo, It's YOUR MONEY man. That's illegal. unless you're under 18. but the insurance pays you not your parents insurance company