Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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RighteousDiego 0
You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.
Luckster 0
Awww...they really love you. Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D
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wobbit 0
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That sucks. (first?) Also, FYL.
zendaddy0 0
so u get some days off school and they go to Vegas everyone wins
christyxbee 15
His parents must be delusional. If he has only minor injuries, the money the insurance will be giving back isn't going to be enough for a glamourous trip like that. Hence, the term "minor" injuries.
HeyitsPheddy 0
Threesome :)
Alexis2742 31
What?
Luckster 0
Awww...they really love you. Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D
RighteousDiego 0
You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.
mandy_x_fml 0
FYL. Atleast you only had minor injuries? LOL
ashole1990 10
that's pretty lame fyl
GlobeNinja 0
under my unbrealla ella ella aye aye aye under the trucks rear mufla ufla ufla aye aye aye FYL for ever ever ever aye aye aye.
TylerOMFG 7
Hahahaha funny lmao
lilpsyco 16
Sir are you ok it appears you're having a seizure. Hurry someone with the mobile app call 911
mattmag 0
Your parents know how to live. Maybe they'll send you to an unlicensed surgeon so they can afford the Presidential Suite.
redbluegreen 41
Vegas is pretty cool, but I wouldn't go there for a second honeymoon. I'd be really pissed if I was you. I hope they were joking.
MrZach 0
That money = yours. They cannot touch it, so it doesn't matter what they think they wanna spend it on. You get access to it when you turn 18. That's how it is in New york.