Anonymous
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Crashed
Evans, United States
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
mdp624
Brookhaven, United States
Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML
AtLeastThereWasAParamedic
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
anon
Edison, United States
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Everybody needs good neighbours
Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML
skitzobiatch69
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Pile on
Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML
legotron
United States
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Anonymous
Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
ttsutaoka
United States
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Top comments
LevyLove 17
Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol
DalPozzo13 10
Damn, that's some bad luck
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DalPozzo13 10
Damn, that's some bad luck
Byahhh 3
T-boned twice? I'd say the steaks were pretty high.
newbiehere99 6
A double boner o.O
snuffle 3
Yeah, I would stay away from driving from now on if I was you. This almost looks like a scene from final destination
fat_snooki_lol 6
You need to watch Final Destination.
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Your insurance is going to have a hard time believing someone can be that unlucky.
LouisianaBob 9
Not that his insurance will need to cover an ambulance that he was in.
Zimmington 21
2 lawsuits!!
videophone 0
Or maybe karma caught up. But shit that would be the shitest day ever.
LevyLove 17
Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol
krysxkatastrophe 14
I don't know if I love or hate this comment.
P374RD3D 9
Goddamnit you beat me to it!
DalPozzo13 10
Ya, I'm wondering the same thing haha
LevyLove 17
PS: I do hope you're okay though, you are either very lucky or very unlucky. But at least you were already on your way to the hospital?
thekeres 1
"Yo dawg..."
MagicStallion 9
No it's just inception ^^
Jumpingmal2 7
11- I don't exactly see how this could be interpreted as " very lucky " :p but yes at least they were on the way to the hospital
SamanthaCassieL 10
Very lucky because being t-boned can cause a lot of severe and permanent damage, and a lot of time death. So he could be very lucky if he walked out of those (not just alive) but even literally, was able to walk out.
Mollz_Ballz18 1
Man. That just straight up sucks.
Sairagna 2
We need to go deeper.
veggiebag 3
Im reading this in the hospital after being t boned in an intersection I believe I have just reached the third interception level!!
jackthekeeper 24
hhhwat 0
.... I hope it wasn't the same intersection
Byahhh 3
T-boned twice? I'd say the steaks were pretty high...
P374RD3D 9
^I see what you did there
TrollPolice 0
21 - You did??? OMG how did you get that?!?!?
Byahhh 3
23, you're missing the point anyway haha
Shadomasta 5
Yea, baustigt. How dare you. go to your room.
Byahhh 3
67- I don't recall doing so. If I did, it's probably my phone's fault. I don't comment often; and when I do it's for others' benefit, so let's not critique, thanks.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Wow, lucky you survived both!
MagicStallion 9
Nice horse :D
newbiehere99 6
42 your comment made me forget why I was posting haha
ShyAnn29 15
8 and 42, both your horses are pretty, I love horses.
Fatalally 4
I like tortlez
cjack188 13
You have the worst luck in the world! So sorry OP
TheArchAngel 8
At least he's alive.....
skullofdarkness 18
Sounds like the real life Bad-Luck-Brian. O.o
moonsxstars 6
Be happy you can still post this fml
Jirekianu2 19
I had the same thought. "double t-bone and first thought is to post on FML. Seems legit."
Pentium_4 27
now i'm hungry. gonna go make some steak
videophone 0
Are you dumb?
Various33 0
He's a ******* idiot. What's your point?
whitecloud197 0
Daaaaamn thats back luck at its finest
yuggi1 11
Eh, you might want to word your sentence better. T-boned? Not to sound like my mind is in the gutter, but I was preparing myself to read about a rape.
TrollPolice 0
Or maybe you should stop watching so much ****....
yuggi1 11
I heard the reference from a person and NOT the Internet. Now, who would want to T-bone poor me?! D: That sounds painful.
TrollPolice 0
Well in that case tell that person too stop watching so much **** and relaying his findings to others.
Llama_Face89 34
T-boned refers to when a car plows straight ahead into the side of another car. I have never heard any sexual connotation applied to the term before. Boned yes, T-boned no.
Seirye 2
Are you stupid? Do you even know what being "T- boned" is? Anyone with some common sense knows what it is workout thinking about anything sexual.
StaigeJ 0
This fml should hardly exist this should be a TGIS (thank god I survived)