Bad omen
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, my car was totaled. It was so new, I haven't even made the first payment on it yet. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, my fiancée wrecked my car so I had to use my other car to pick her up. Ten minutes after I did, my other car broke down in the middle of the road and I had to get it towed. My insurance covers none of these incidents. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband ran our car into a fence at work. He had to file an insurance claim, with a company we only just got with, and it's going to deplete the rest of our taxes. FML
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Top comments
Charlie Given 28
so sorry that happened to you I hope everybody is okay and congratulations on your upcoming marriage.
Jon Tessler 14
the car can be replaced. at least you didn't say anyone was seriously hurt or worse. I hope you went ahead with the wedding, also congrats,your life can only get better from here.
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Comments (3)
Charlie Given 28
so sorry that happened to you I hope everybody is okay and congratulations on your upcoming marriage.
Jon Tessler 14
the car can be replaced. at least you didn't say anyone was seriously hurt or worse. I hope you went ahead with the wedding, also congrats,your life can only get better from here.
Mysterious_one 26
we have a saying in our country "if something have a price tag, then it's replaceable, friends and loved ones aren't" I hope all of you are well and in great health