Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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RighteousDiego 0
You know, even if you're a minor (guessing here), you CAN sue your parents if they use the money for anything that isn't used DIRECTLY for your own well-being.
Luckster 0
Awww...they really love you. Now you have no reason to spend any hard earned money you make later in life on them! 8D
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Volatile_fml 0
Truth in the matter is that even if the parents get the cash, it's still a bit disrespectful. FYL
Victoria2103 0
Hey, that's their right. Any insurance money they get is rightfully theirs since they pay for the policy. And it's not like you need them to spend it on surgery or something. I don't think the parents are being selfish. They're spending their money on themselves. You spend your money on yourself, right? PS, just because you're in a crosswalk doesn't mean you shouldn't look both ways. For future reference. :P
ILIEKGIRLS 5
I'd kick them in the face and burn the money right in front of their faces.
stiles_fml 0
#4 where not all american
Hazygoose 2
time to start stealing from their wallets if you weren't already... but seriously, that sucks :( i'm so sorry.
zeroprojekt 0
The second they said that should have been the moment where you look one of them dead in the eyes without blinking and say, "**** you, my money!". FYL...
aztec37 0
That sucks. When my mom younger, she got hit by a car. Her parents used the insurance or settlement money to help her pay for college.
xsunnysmilesx 0
I agree with what happened for #32's mom Ask your parents kindly to put the money towards your college payments, since you're the one who got hit, even if it is their insurance policy, it's only fair that it goes to benefit you in some way, and it saves them worry later on - college can be very expensive!
planetearth 0
"it was the driver's fault as I as in a crosswalk". Yea.. except you were probably crossing while the truck had a green light. I hate people like you.
Bludsoakd_revnge 0
Haha owned. U aint loved for shytt