Today, after my poly relationship with a married couple ended, I found out that the wife is blaming me for their divorce. To avoid embarrassment She told everyone around town, including my employer, that I’m a homewrecker. Nevermind SHE’S the one who introduced me and ASKED me to be their third. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, my ex messaged me on Facebook, wanting to be friends with benefits. I’m married now, and he just found out his wife is expecting. She discovered the messages, and I’m now the “home wrecker.” FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife is mad at me because she’s had to stop seeing her closest friend because of me. Why? Because her friend is stalking me, keeps asking me to divorce my wife, and has even broken in and stolen my stuff, forcing me to involve the police several times, and somehow this is all my fault. FML
Today, and since we moved on base, my neighbor’s wife has tried to have an affair with me. I got tired of it and told him. He blew smoke. I found out she’s in a cheating wife’s club, who all defend each other. She proclaimed to all our neighbors that I’m a predator and I'd attacked her. They believe her instead of my wife, who saw everything. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
stuff like this is why I refuse to date nested partners anymore. lesson learned the hard way. it's hard to find a couple that the wife can actually handle it. hold your head up and explain your side
core01 30
Threaten her with a defamation suit. She crossed the line when she threatened your employment with her accusations.
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Comments (6)
cuz803 46
A shipwreck set to happen. Polygamy and promiscuity has a nasty nature filled with backlash and risk. Dangerous gamble. Maybe her husband was more into you than her and she grew vindictive.
Crowned Sataness 12
stuff like this is why I refuse to date nested partners anymore. lesson learned the hard way. it's hard to find a couple that the wife can actually handle it. hold your head up and explain your side
core01 30
Threaten her with a defamation suit. She crossed the line when she threatened your employment with her accusations.
kitten79TX 5
That would be a really REALLY hard suit to win.
Pinkdahlia75 1
Why did she tell your employer?
kitten79TX 5
Because that's the type of stuff jealous, nasty, angry people do.
SJKatt 15
Never let someone turn you into their unicorn. Never join a pre-established truple. Sure, those situations could, maybe, theoretically, if the wind is right and God is smiling down on you, work out. But most of the time you've just been brought in as the bandaid to an already doomed relationship and you WILL be the scape goat. You didn't have a poly relationship. You had an extended threesome with some mother ******* who couldn't let go of their failed marriage.
faifai_fml 21
And this is why I've always refused invitations to join married couples. You're never going to be equal in their relationship, and sometimes you just become a convenient excuse.