seepeezy32
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HotAsTits
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ah, young love…
Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML
Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Not so anal retentive then…
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Anonymous
Wheatland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
PlayTag
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
GetHardOrGoHome
Chardon, United States
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
biggieT
Colombo, Sri Lanka 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
ryan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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porcelainkisses 5
I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.
coballan55 0
is she hot?
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Comments (308)
HSOMGF 5
And you're admitting this online?
runninbrotha 0
exactly what I thought!!!
Juliaa15 6
it's not like it gives everyone their facebook, it's anonymous.
docscientist 10
Do you know who posted it? No? Then it doesn't matter much what they post.
iR0ckSkinnys 3
WOW!!Now that's desperate-ness right there (0-o)
Doortje 30
You're calling this sock puppet your girlfriend nut you didn't bother to give her a name?
sourgirl101 29
Did you mean to write 'nut'? Please say yes! Because that would be funny!(:
whatup360 1
no
Doortje 30
Lol, yeah, I totally did!
JimMorrison_fml 0
worthless without pics
truthinlies 1
why would you want pics of that in the first place
schwancy 2
You should graduate to a blow-up doll.
Bonacci 0
or at least a fleshlight?
auzzrage 1
hahahhaha made me laugh :)
Alexxcunningham 0
Lmfao. a fleshlight would be like a supermodel to OP right now d: he hasn't earned that yet
gintori 0
haha exactly!
nick27lax 0
haha right
runninbrotha 0
I wonder what the sock puppet is saying about you....
turtle4938 0
"Is that it?"
enoughgrace 4
That's what she said?
kaoriblossom 8
"NO! NOT THE PENIS!! I WANT THE FEET!!!!!" he is totally abusing that sock.....
GingerFro 0
i've had bigger
sourgirl101 29
I'd hate to think of what you do to your wash cloth in the shower.
marinus_fml 20
you just gave me an idea!
Alexxcunningham 0
^ failtacular
KrazieKleo 13
LOL, this made me lol
disco2466 8
WHAT THE F$#K
LemonStarship 5
How do you know when she finished?